Being Cool Means Never having to take your Glasses Off.

Corey Delaney - Party Hero.

The first thing yeah your awesome Corey. His motto now is probably Live free and fine hard. His glasses are famous,they have the power to summon and control violent drunk teenagers to do his bidding. For the record though there were about three to four major party fouls. Still you canceled them out because your demonic glasses on.

glasses always make me too cool. so i try to be more subtle, and not bust em out unless a boost is needed.. 8)

I remember Nikon fwding this to me, and me cringing. Damn those neighbors of mine, Australia. Somewhat full of idiots. Sure, there is intelligence there, but it's not exactly abundant. Kinda like USA and everywhere else in the world.

I understand, you being from New Zealand, that this must make you feel somewhat appalled, but in America, this shit is considered epic.