Better than sex

Doesn't anyone else find that "Better than sex - Fleshlights!" Advertisement a bit silly?

I really doubt some little plastic [/whatever it's made from] product could replace a real woman. Sure it's better then having sex with a hooker and getting some type of STD's from her, but ACTUAL sex.. I don't think so.

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So you could either talk about:
-Pro/Against "Better than sex - Fleshlights!"
-What IS better than sex?

fleshlights are better than sex i find that herd to belive anyway i think they were designed for the people not getting sex anyway

Fleshlights = better.

Reasons :
1. You don't have to take the girl out to dinner to get any.
2. You don't have to see the girl after.
3. No one knows your penis like you do.

As for things better than sex....hmmm....
Guns, bikes, kittens, fleshlights, strawberry shortcake.

The women you've gone out with/seen must have been not that great towards you, hm?

'Cause if that's the case girls could say the same deal with dildos.

Reasons:
-We could get them at whatever size we want.
-We don't have to see the guy after
-No one knows our pussy like we do
-We don't need to deal with sleezy guys.

nothing feels better than my dick entering wet,tight pussy of a horny lady.

sex's.....brunch of champions
sex's.....the oterworldly worldly feeling
sex's.....paramount of all creativity
sex's.....taste of heaven
sex's.....god's best creation
sex's.....SEX.need i say more?

plus, you're never going to get ditched

Wait... you don't have to take your fleshlight out to dinner? Damn... I feel like a fool now... I thought I was just being paranoid when people were staring at me...

I was just having some fun earlier. To be honest I have no idea how fleshlights could be considered as good as sex. And I'm not about find out either. Something about sticking my dick into one of those things freaks me out. It'll like bite it off or something.

The one thing that is better than sex is power and money. Who says you actually have to use a girl in sexual intercourse to feel pleasure? You can always jsut brutally kill ehr to get your kicks.

still as twisted as usual,i see....
i thought that you are slowing down a bit....
but well,nice to see you alive and kicking.
oh,and is there any chance taht your real name is John Duffy?

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flesh-lights don't squirt.

u'll never find ur self licking a flesh-light.

flesh-lights don't moan.

u'll need move on ur own

No my name is not John Duffy and who might eh be?

find it for yourself.....or maybe your name is David Mulcahy?

Sorry I'm too lazy to and no.

the only reason a fleshlight is better then sex is because if you own one, its always available. in my opinion it seems like any other fake vagina, they all claim to be made out of a better material or applied a better way then the last but theyre nothing more then a ready alternative. the only one that stands out to me is tenga, each model has a unique texture and the suction looks outstanding, not to mention the price. but if the choice of sex without the 500$ bill was available, id take it over any sex toy any day. seeing as how it hasnt been for over 20 years though im willing to improvise untill the fateful day comes. i couldnt state whats better then sex for obvious reasons, but im gonna go ahead and say... watercolors.

Never used Fleshlight so wouldn't know, only know about it from the adds all over the place here back when I used IE. But this is what I do:

Left hand on my dick and right hand on the mouse....
What you gonna do when your girls in her third trimester? Yep, left hand. I guess she can still suck you off but it would be very uncomfortable for her.

XD I'm totally with you there.

+rep cause I feel like it.

says the "virgin".....

but you are correct, nothing beats that warmth a woman provides.

@op no.