Biggest Threat

My dad. "Watch it." It might not seem like much but whenever he or my granddad say it... it's fucking terrifying.

My brother pulling out a dagger to my back. Telling me to stop annoying him (bad day) or he would stab me without hesitations.

HAHAHAHA...Last time a hobo followed me when he ask for money and I said I didn't have any..He followed me until I went inside a store and stayed for for a while, he went away.

You guys have some very aggressive childhoods. For me it was when me and my friends were stopped by these two little black kids. They had seen my two friends making fun of them for using longboards or something, dumb skater shit. I wasn't in the mood to be yelled at and sworn at by steroetypical little black kids so I told em to fuck off. They came back later with like 10 other black guys, looking for us. We were too sneaky for em though =O

In UCSD the dorms were, in a sentance, 2 doors from the main hallway leading to a section with a bathroom, a "lounge", and the sort of square shaped hallway connecting it all with bedrooms, and the bathroom was in the middle.Anyways, I went into one of the girls mini-hallways following a friend to her room(to study for midterms, nothing else) and a girl who happened to have gotten in a fight with me earlier in the day was walking out from the shower naked, and noticed that I saw her. Use your imagination ^_^, it was pretty scary considering she had a legal basis to make threats :/
On the bright side, that same girl was walking in my "mini-hallway" when I was going out of the shower and saw, so I said the exact same things she said to me to her, jokingly. Somehow we forgave each other after that.

I know that story sounds REALLY weird, but I did feel threatened when the naked girl threatened to have me arrested for seeing her naked...

I've told this story before but... my last tour of duty to iraq I was at a guard post check point. There was a three-way intersection a little ways down the street with a large building blocking the view of one street. Well I just happend to be stairing off in that direction when this guy - just ONE guy - turns the corner with an assualt rifle and points it straight at me. My heart skipped a beat - I was only there to pick someone up not on guard duty so I only had a holstered gun.

Well whatever gun the dude had (not a gun expert) was crap. The barrel fell off of it and he kicked it on accident when it hit the ground. So he fumbled around trying to get his gun to work (probably had the safety on) and in the mean time the guards at the station charged him with their guns pointed at him. They then beat the shit out of him and arrested his ass for trying to kill me.