Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes

*fixed*

Also Huzzah for Lazyboy recliners

my gosh

now I can't even feel safe in my own chair, what a world...

What a way to go... I feel like switching out my chair right now...

Though that's a once in a life time deal since there doesn't seem to be any other news on people's chairs exploding to kill them anally...

awww.... thats hurt, straight to your death.

i'd be pissed if i were him
what an awful way to die

Darwin award?

No, Darwin Awards are given to people who kill themselves in incredibly imaginative and hilarious ways. Getting anally raped to death by an exploding chair is in no way the person's fault, not imaginative, and if you think it's funny (apart from the initial concept) then you should be shot.

pretty crap?
when is crap pretty?

Yes, bad grammar makes people easier targets, but let's not go off on a tangent. Tis' about a poor boy who lost his anal virginity to a chair piece.

and life
don't forget the life

hey!! that's the same chair we're using in our workplace! Shit! :lol: :lol: :lol:

...I'm not sitting in my office chair ever again.

I proceeded to saw the legs off my table and now I sit on the floor.

LOL! this convo sure is going nicely

OH SHI-!

I've switched to wooden chairs.

Holy fuck! And I'm sitting on a blue chair just like that one! Why did you have to post that story?

I'm sitting on my bed now.