boys will gonna die
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http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/
Is it just me, or are Cosmo's articles really the biggest pieces of bullshit of all-time? The advice is usually flawed and many times dangerous, though I do have to give credit to them that it is still rather entertaining to read. Here is a cut-out page from a Cosmo magazine that gives tips on how to protect yourself from the swine flu. Look at Tip #1, avoiding missionary sex and resorting to alternative positions like, REVERSE COWGIRL!? Bravo Cosmo, you perverted bastards. Now we know how to sell the idea of Reverse Cowgirl to our wives and girlfriends.
Is it just me, or are Cosmo's articles really the biggest pieces of bullshit of all-time? The advice is usually flawed and many times dangerous, though I do have to give credit to them that it is still rather entertaining to read. Here is a cut-out page from a Cosmo magazine that gives tips on how to protect yourself from the swine flu. Look at Tip #1, avoiding missionary sex and resorting to alternative positions like, REVERSE COWGIRL!? Bravo Cosmo, you perverted bastards. Now we know how to sell the idea of Reverse Cowgirl to our wives and girlfriends.
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Sindalf
Used to do stuff
Sex in the missionary position? SICK!
My sister reads this stuff. It is quite pathetic.
My sister reads this stuff. It is quite pathetic.
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Break his shaft in half. Brought me to the best orgasm I've ever had. - Douchebag, 15
Summs it up I guess.
Summs it up I guess.
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
Sindalf wrote...
Sex in the missionary position? SICK!My sister reads this stuff. It is quite pathetic.
does that statement imply you've had or plan to have sex? Sindalf... who are you trying to fool?
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Sindalf
Used to do stuff
Waar wrote...
Sindalf wrote...
Sex in the missionary position? SICK!My sister reads this stuff. It is quite pathetic.
does that statement imply you've had or plan to have sex? Sindalf... who are you trying to fool?
What?
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Sindalf wrote...
My sister reads this stuff. It is quite pathetic.Are you sure it's not you who's reading Cosmo so you can find out the best ways to keep your man happy?
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Ha ha, No 2 was very funny!
"Yes, honey, that's great. Play Space Invaders with my wang. I just have to catch my breath here. Yes, sure, use it like a gear shift and make race car noises. That will be a fun activity for you while I wait for the feeling to come back to the lower half of my body."
Wow this is funny indeed!
"Yes, honey, that's great. Play Space Invaders with my wang. I just have to catch my breath here. Yes, sure, use it like a gear shift and make race car noises. That will be a fun activity for you while I wait for the feeling to come back to the lower half of my body."
Wow this is funny indeed!
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People who read the cosmopolitan shouldn't reproduce anyways, so it's a good thing their tips will chase away any potential sex partner.
Also, why does Holly Phillips, MD, still have her licence?
Also, how the fuck is reverse cowgirl perverted?
Also, why does Holly Phillips, MD, still have her licence?
Also, how the fuck is reverse cowgirl perverted?
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I think Cosomo is assuming here that ALL their readers get some on a daily basis.
And as their readers can be pushed into percentages...
60% Over 40 year old women divorced 5 years and haven't been touched with a pole from a man for 3.
40% 13 yr old boys who steal said 40 year old womens' magazines as they lack the smarts to use the interwebz properly.
So the Article IS Useless for avoiding Swine flu, but good pictures for fapping.
And as their readers can be pushed into percentages...
60% Over 40 year old women divorced 5 years and haven't been touched with a pole from a man for 3.
40% 13 yr old boys who steal said 40 year old womens' magazines as they lack the smarts to use the interwebz properly.
So the Article IS Useless for avoiding Swine flu, but good pictures for fapping.
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FinalBoss
#levelupyourgrind
Is this supposed to be serious or funny? Either way it failed at both.
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
Tree-chan wrote...
I think Cosomo is assuming here that ALL their readers get some on a daily basis.And as their readers can be pushed into percentages...
60% Over 40 year old women divorced 5 years and haven't been touched with a pole from a man for 3.
40% 13 yr old boys who steal said 40 year old womens' magazines as they lack the smarts to use the interwebz properly.
So the Article IS Useless for avoiding Swine flu, but good pictures for fapping.
facts are great but seem much less valid when you say things like "touched with a pole" or "interwebz". 92.8% of all facts are also made up on the spot.
