Brain Farts

We all Have them. Share your story.

I couldn't remember who the retarded guy was from I Am Sam was, So i asked my friend and we where both blank for like 5 min, then my sister came in and she was like... Um, SAM!!! See Brain Fart.

You can mention forgetting where you are, peoples names, certain dates, anything goes :-D

There was one time at the end of band when we were moving some chairs and stuff. I moved the chair I was sitting on to the rack, and i immediately went back down to sit...where my chair was...

When I forgot my lady friend's name after signing mine into the thighs of her jeans.

Stupidest thing I ever did was buy a lunch from the lunch line and as soon as I finished paying I passed by the trash can and I DUMPED MY UNTOUCHED LUNCH INTO THE TRASH CAN like I had finished eating. The lunch lady looked at me like "Are you f*&king retarded...?" I looked at her like "Yes... yes I am..."

Thank god she gave me another tray cause I was hungry like a hobo.

So I was trying to Spell Busy today. And I pulled a brain fart. I did pull a all-nighter though, so I can't be completely blamed for my retardedness. I always spell Busy like this… “bzy”, when I text and type. So I figured it would be Bizzy. To make sure I googled it.

Bizzy, is an American rapper

OK, how about bizy… some French definition. Hmm…. Bissy

Bissy: Cola acuminata is a species in the genus Cola

NOW I was pissed off. I text my friend, How do you spell BZY!!!
He responds busy. And I was thinking Bus-Y… that’s not how I say it. But I checked and he was right... of course. The moral of the story... A 3 year old can out spell me. Thank god i am not a English major!

Your friend is 3 years old?

Had one yesterday. I was trying to give an out-of-town friend directions to my house, but I couldn't remember the name of the highway I'm right off of. I've lived here for twenty-two years, but couldn't remember the number. >.<

i forgot about my name

can someone tell me my name???

gotta find it before classes starts.

i forget people 1-2 times before i start remembering, before i remember you'll just hear me say hey and hi dude

Occasionally while eating I suddenly forget how to swallow food.

I tend to forget important stuff that I have to do\remember...

Like when I went too school extra early to prepare for an exam...when lunchtime came I was shocked to find that I didn't bring my lunch even though I passed by it about 3 times before leaving

I was listening to a House remix of an anime song and couldn't remember for the life of me what anime it belonged to... til I realized today that I was listening to the OP song of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

Way to go me.

I always have like one recurring brainfart. I'll get from a game or some anime or whatever, you know. Then I'll go into the kitchen or something and forget why I even went in there. Then I'll remember out of the blue like 30-60 minutes later when it doesn't even matter anymore. I also have brainfarts when I'm put on the spot or asked to remember something specifically.

Edit: Just remembered another stupid thing I did. I went to the fridge to grab the milk and I wasn't looking. I assumed that the jug was full and used the appropriate amount of strength to lift it. It wasn't full and I turned towards the fridge as I lifted and hit myself in the face with the jug. >_<

One time I somehow forgot how to drink water from a cup. I spent about two seconds trying to put the lid the right way in my mouth, before finally placing it the wrong way, spilling water on my chin and shirt. It was new year's eve too, crowded house and whatnot. v_v