Burglar steals thousands of porn DVDs

KASUKABE, Saitama — A burglar apparently climbed through a toilet window and stole about 4,530 adult DVDs worth around 19.4 million yen from a movie sales outlet here, police said.

The owner of the Bee House Sengendai DVD store turned up for work just before 9:30 a.m. Wednesday to discover thousands of adult DVDs had been stolen.

“They stole the whole display,” the owner said.


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Did someone from Fakku make a trip to Japan recently?

Damn... they found out quicker then I thought they would.

Lesson Learned: Some use the internet to obtain adult materials; others take advantage of strategically located toilets as a venue.

If the burglar was working by himself, it would be pretty difficult to move that many DVDs...

When I read it, I misread burglar and thought it said burger... lmao. Obviously, I immediately open it because I was interested as to how a burger could steal so much porn, or any for that matter. Its an interesting story regardless, but I'm sure you can guess how disappointed I was when I found out it wasn't what I thought.

LOL, I misread as burger too..

That damn Hamburglar stole the porn!

When they caught the burger... this is what they saw...

and the burger have boobs :roll:

It was Konata's dad!

It is in Kasukabe, Saitama...

or if not, it's prolly one of those old perverted men :twisted:

I noticed that too

Oh what the heck ok i admit it is his idea ... (points to someone beside)

well you see, he always felt like he was trapped in the wrong bun. as you could see, he had re-assignment surgery and had his seeds removed. (oh and got a great set of boobs too) still, he didn't quite feel like the woman he thought he was. so he decided to steal a bunch of porn to watch women in their natural habitat. too bad the clown was hot on HER track.

If that was taken out of context it would be the best.

Just wanted to add to the pyramid of quotes.

porn can really change lives..

i can imagine those guys' childhood..

child: dad can i watch porn..?
dad: no son, im afraid not.. its not because im forbidding u to do so.. but the truth is were so poor that we have no DVDs of them.. ::sobs::
child: ::sobs with the dad:: dont worry dad when i grow up.. ill have many porn DVDs.. i'll obtain them by any means..


and so it happened.. that child's future havechanged due to this scenario.. and the root of evil is.. [size=20]PORN[/h]... :roll:

Damn. That's a waste of energy. I just send a torrent to my server pc and go to bed. Wake up, there's a few GB of whatever. Why should I run around.

you sir, are a perverted present day robin hood :lol:

I come to bring you the joys of porn...