cats

Mine said meh instead of meow, like he was grumbling. Also he liked shitting in shoes. a lot.

^past tense for a reason.

I have 13 cats, they are all orange, they are savages, and they wont stop breeding. The only one who lets be pet him is Tyrion and he use to have something called 'swimmers leg' but we fixed him and now he can walk and be a lil turd all the time.

/may post pictures later.

I don't have a cat, but I want to have one. :(
I want to have a persian or a scottish fold cat.

I want a cat, but I am allergic.

Life sucks.

Plot twist I found my cat and he actually sat still for me to take a picture of him.



He is a weird little cat, story time below.

maybe because its too hot in your place?

It's pretty fucking hot in japan... I can understand why the rabbit would have been sad. We had one die from snuffles ages ago... I don't know if it's a big disease outside of aust, but basically, it gets hard mucas or something cover over it's nose, and eyes... eventually they can't breathe or see and die.

As for the cats; this is what the ones I want look like:


Siamese with cross yes are adorable, haha. We used to have one in the above colour that was cross eyed. Although he was a bit darker all around
Looked a bit more like this:

Loved him. Would always sleep in my arms under the sheets.

Some cats live in my barn. they're pretty much feral at this point. won't come near people, but they are friends with some skunks. i think they're on their fourth generation in about ten years. they don't last long. i've found the kittens a few times, and only one or two(more often, only one) make it to full size.

they piss my dogs off no end. casually walking through the field out back, or hanging around near a window. but they keep the pests down, and don't over breed, so i let them be.


i did used to have a cat when i was a kid. we got it from some crazy old lady who found it abandoned by it's mother. one ear was shredded, so the lady paid to fix it, then gave it to us for free. it had an odd coat pattern that looked a bit like a mix of tortoiseshell and tabby but darker. she was a little bad ass. she never quite made it to full grown size, but she whooped all my dogs. she split ones nose open so deep it needed stitches, and she put a deep scratch on the eyeball lens of another. there was part of my house where you could go in a circle trough rooms and she would start running around it. soon the dogs would start chasing her, but her scratching post was just around one corner. she would run up to the top platform, and sit and watch the dogs do laps thinking they were still chasing her. we tried to keep her indoors, but she'd get out and stomp the other cats in the neighborhood. she'd come back seemingly untouched, while the others would limp around with big bald spots for a few days.

sorry to hear that. im sad if something happens to my pet.

My cat is the gravity cat!



nah, i dont have a cat but my imouto has one:

It was fucking scary having my feet off the ground the first time. But you get used to it.

it's pretty cute

mine are two fuckfaces

white the fat attention whore and black the walking autism

Cats: Slimegirl!? no Neko girl?

I can't have pets where I live ): but I used to have 2 (they live with my mother now)

I love my cat

Reasons..
1. fat
2. very soft
3. lazy.
4. sleeps
5. sleeps more
6. Barely no shedding
7. very quiet

Just like my cat, expect the shedding part as sometimes he sheds a lot and sometimes he doesn't.
Plus he will go outside to do his business so no litter box to clean

nah she's there cause i took it to convince her to post in the trap thread (otherwise these fatsos wouldn't get any treats). it worked :)

mines evil as hell, why i named him satan lmao

allergic to cats

I want one so bad but I'm alergic to them. I break out in hives when they touch me and get all stuffy and bleh from their dandruff.