Chris Jericho Has to Smack a Bitch

Dude, get over yourself. All athletes take steroids. :lol:

Psh.
Just be like Michael Phelps.
Or me, for that matter.

Just smoke weed.

Hey, Jack Black does a lot of drugs, too.
I don't care if athletes do steroids, if it makes the sports more interesting. They're the ones that have to deal with their junk shrinking.
And a lot of major league sports these days have gotten boring and routine. It's not the competition it used to be.

WIN!

I hate that little green bastard. How he still have a job in the company is beyond me. He also ruined Finlay.

:(

Hornswoggle's an annoyance for sure. But I never really liked FInlay to begin with.

BTW, you have the greatest sig ever.

You could also blame steroids for the lack of competition. It is to blame for less of a need for determined athletes which is why sports may not seem as fun as it once was.

Oh noes, america is gonna be crying all over the fucking place now. Bitch, bitch, nag, nag, nag, cry, cry, boo-hoo. She fucking deserved that, stupid bitch.

Sense WWE is fake I conclude that this is fake as well.

All of wrestling is fake.

Wreslting its scripted not fake. Are you guys gonna tell me that Undertaker pushing Mankind of the top of a 20+ foot cell or The Rock hitting Mankind with 11 brutal chair shots to the back of the head was all fake?

Yes, because it was scripted. So you hear the chair hit him, so what. It's not like they are going to kill each other. I turn on RAW and all I see is a bunch of gullible ass people who think the wrestlers actually feud with each other and that the title actually means something. It's all just entertainment. World Wrestling Entertainment to be exact.

All of professional wrestling is scripted but most of the action in the ring is real. I would really surprise myself if I see anyone on this forum doing a moonlight drive.

Yeah, I wouldn't want to end up botching a moving and breaking my neck or something.

IE Hayabusa.

Yes.

though I couldn't really help but wonder, when "wrestlers" really do get injured...how to determine which are "real" from the "scripted" ones?

I really do respect such "athletes" in a certain degree and I know that whatever they do in the ring isn't as easy as it looks and probably took a lot of practice before managing to perform it perfectly.

Random objects being smashed into ones' opponent is what I find the most ridiculous part of it but heck, I could care less since it's "ridiculously funny!" :lol: It's quite obvious, but I'd have to admit, people love the sheer stupidity.

I haven't seen any WWE for awhile now...is the Undertaker still using that silly "mma-like" submission move of his? :lol: (or is he "Dead" again?)

*mma means "mixed martial arts" btw.

Pssh. The Shaman of Sexy ain't got nothing on me. :lol:

EDIT

Duh... :roll:

What was the name of the one wrestler that feel from the ceiling while lowering down on a wire? I could probably google it but i'm not interested enough in it to do that. I think it was Heart something or another. A

Anyways that's when they stopped doing the whole lowering from the ceiling thing.

That was Owen Hart. He was one of the most entertaining of his era.
The weird thing was, at the pay-per-view in which he died, they continued with it afterward. :?

There's a saying, "the show must go on!"
It's all business, that's all there is to it.

here's a lil something:

Even though people can die or get seriously hurt, wrestling is still 100% fake. Okay, maybe only 90% fake.

The shit the wrestlers do is kind of real. I mean, the guy on the receiving end of a closehanger is getting hit by someone's arm, but he knows it's coming. That gets rid of just about all reality. If the wrestlers just read scripted lines and then had an unchoreographed fight in the ring, it might be acceptable to say that it's real. But that's not the case.

If anything, wrestlers should be admired for being able to act like they're kicking someone's ass without actually doing it.