Clothes

It was hot one summer day. I was at home, and I'm all like, "Why am I wearing clothes?" So then I took them off and walked around in my underwear. Then it came to me? Why do we wear clothes? the only reason I see is that it gets cold...

I wear clothes so bitches won't suddenly start sucking my cock. And it's cold outside, fucking cold in winter.

^What he said.

^Agreed!

Temperature, protection(only for specifics), and present-day standards of decency.

If I stopped wearing clothes then other people might stop wearing clothes as well, and there are some ugly mother fuckers out there.

I do believe I would have the same problem. Not the cold; I live in Texas.



I've been to water parks; I've seen Speedos and Bikinis that are far far too small for their amorphous gelatinous owners. I can only imagine the horror involved in utter nudity.

And yes, the temperature in most parts of the world is far too cold for us to go around without clothes. We evolved in Central Africa, where it's SO FUCKING HOT that that was completely viable; when you move to Europe, things change.

When in the man cave you you need to break free. It's refreshing to feel the wind on your testes

if living without clothes was natural then sex would just be humping and theres no thrill in seeing women naked now whats the fun in that?

We should all just walk around naked. Decency is for squares and religious people. Har har, same thing.

If everyone went around naked they would all look pretty much the same (well aside from faces) and that would be pretty boring wouldn't it?

For me it's to show off how much of a "G" I am. XD

All I wanna do is (bang! bang! bang! bang!) and (kkkaaaa-ching!) and take your money!



Ahahahaha... at least I won't have to worry about the cold for a while.

Clothes are the material prison that "the man" aka President Obama has trapped you in.

I WEAR CLOTHES TO LOOK FUCKIN FRESH

To Represent.

It get really hot here in San Diego and I still wear my black beanie. Shit, I sometimes wear my black sweater when it's above 90 degrees.

The SUN DON'T CONTROL ME!!!

You know how we do it here in the SD.

Rep +1 MRG

Cloths are overrated. If I could, I'd be walking around naked all the time. Unfortunately John Law don't really like that.

I WEAR MY ORANGE SUIT, ALL THE TIME. I HAVE ABOUT 50 MILLION OF THEM, AND THEY COST AROUND 50 MILLION EACH.