combining words

id like to see what the average fakkuer can come up with in this thread. its become a habit of mine that when two words have little relevance but become somewhat auspicious, i try to combine them to create a word. knob + goblin = knoblin for example, theres endless possibilities. just for shits, if you can use it in context youll be that much more proficient. my first official tribute to the thread will be:


bland + standard = blandard

'the dinner that night was blandard at best.'

inb4 guesstimate.

"things I otherdo." I happened to combined those two words during eighth grade when talking to my art teacher. What I meant was, "Other things I do," but it came out like so.

douchfag FTW!

douchebag + faggot = douchefag :roll:

I think this is known, but here: fugly = fucking + ugly

crazy + lazy = clazy

'the man with the knife slumped over on the couch, clazy.'

asstrick.

imfuckingawesome

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The most common word combination the World has ever known.

Ass+hole = Asshole

not a combination, simply a word.

Asshole.

you might think so, but asshole itself is a great mythological beast that rises up from the sea every night to slay a pack of platypuses for dinner. it only has a giant mouth on its face which spews forth giant firey rainbows of death. (this is what goes on in my head everyday)

It is to me^^

fuck + wit = fuckwit
that guy over there is a right fuckwit

spoon + fork = spork

cock + lick = cocklick
this is mainly used as an antagonsing phrase in england

ass + wipe = asswipe
commonly used everywhere

knob + jockey = knobjockey
an "gay" insult

i have lots but i will not post them all

You're doing it wrong. You're just removing the spaces between them, that's totally not the point. Any idiot can do that. SeeIdiditrighthere. Not very interesting was it?

no that is how they are spelt honestly

yeah but his point is that those aren't to type of combinations we're looking for, we looking for things that dont go together, like giant + enormous = ginormous.

guess + estimate = guestimate
is that what you mean?

yes, exactly.

oh oh fuck+ugly = fugly!