Corpse in the woods, call police!!!!
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Tsujoi
Social Media Manager
japan probe wrote...
Fifteen officers were dispatched to the scene, where they discovered a human form wrapped in plastic and tightly bound around the neck, midriff and ankles, with hair protruding from one end.The body was left untouched and taken away for examination, and the crime scene duly secured by a police cordon.
Back at the local police headquarters, officials notified reporters who had turned up early the same morning to cover an annual earthquake drill. They began preparing to write up the launch of a major murder investigation.
Dozens of extra officers were dispatched to interview potential witnesses, while the evening edition of the local newspaper carried a report of the gruesome find, complete with a photograph of the body’s resting place.
By mid-afternoon, the body was in the hands of police pathologists. But when they sliced open the wrapping, they were confronted not by a decomposing corpse, but by a life-sized sex doll.
Come on guys, dispose of your sex toys properly.
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thats spectacular, it reminds me of bomb squads taking to much consideration for a package with ikea coupons in it. thats pretty elaborate disposal for a sex doll though, i guess he didnt want it being found in his dumpster lol
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Tsujoi
Social Media Manager
Angelus Lapsus wrote...
Can we have a link to this article please?http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/02/japan2
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tsujoi wrote...
Angelus Lapsus wrote...
Can we have a link to this article please?http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/02/japan2
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tsujoi wrote...
japan probe wrote...
Fifteen officers were dispatched to the scene, where they discovered a human form wrapped in plastic and tightly bound around the neck, midriff and ankles, with hair protruding from one end.The body was left untouched and taken away for examination, and the crime scene duly secured by a police cordon.
Back at the local police headquarters, officials notified reporters who had turned up early the same morning to cover an annual earthquake drill. They began preparing to write up the launch of a major murder investigation.
Dozens of extra officers were dispatched to interview potential witnesses, while the evening edition of the local newspaper carried a report of the gruesome find, complete with a photograph of the body’s resting place.
By mid-afternoon, the body was in the hands of police pathologists. But when they sliced open the wrapping, they were confronted not by a decomposing corpse, but by a life-sized sex doll.
Come on guys, dispose of your sex toys properly.
Now that must be one good/realistic looking sex doll if it fooled those people.
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Articles like these sometimes make me wonder if there's an incredibly macabre back story to the whole happening, involving something like real doll domestic violence or Desperate (Dutch) Housewives or the like.
Or maybe I'm just being overimaginative. :D
Or maybe I'm just being overimaginative. :D
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Dood, that's epic, and funny. I bet the owner was laughing his ass off if he read this article, or hanging his head in shame.
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must be candy girl cause it looks real enough to fool the police :roll:
but why the culprit dump a such fine and very expensive doll in such poor manner? :?
but why the culprit dump a such fine and very expensive doll in such poor manner? :?
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tsujoi wrote...
japan probe wrote...
Fifteen officers were dispatched to the scene, where they discovered a human form wrapped in plastic and tightly bound around the neck, midriff and ankles, with hair protruding from one end.The body was left untouched and taken away for examination, and the crime scene duly secured by a police cordon.
Back at the local police headquarters, officials notified reporters who had turned up early the same morning to cover an annual earthquake drill. They began preparing to write up the launch of a major murder investigation.
Dozens of extra officers were dispatched to interview potential witnesses, while the evening edition of the local newspaper carried a report of the gruesome find, complete with a photograph of the body’s resting place.
By mid-afternoon, the body was in the hands of police pathologists. But when they sliced open the wrapping, they were confronted not by a decomposing corpse, but by a life-sized sex doll.
Come on guys, dispose of your sex toys properly.
Either it weights pretty heavy or they didn't bother red flagging the fact that it was lite. O_o;
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Elise wrote...
tsujoi wrote...
japan probe wrote...
Fifteen officers were dispatched to the scene, where they discovered a human form wrapped in plastic and tightly bound around the neck, midriff and ankles, with hair protruding from one end.The body was left untouched and taken away for examination, and the crime scene duly secured by a police cordon.
Back at the local police headquarters, officials notified reporters who had turned up early the same morning to cover an annual earthquake drill. They began preparing to write up the launch of a major murder investigation.
Dozens of extra officers were dispatched to interview potential witnesses, while the evening edition of the local newspaper carried a report of the gruesome find, complete with a photograph of the body’s resting place.
By mid-afternoon, the body was in the hands of police pathologists. But when they sliced open the wrapping, they were confronted not by a decomposing corpse, but by a life-sized sex doll.
Come on guys, dispose of your sex toys properly.
Either it weights pretty heavy or they didn't bother red flagging the fact that it was lite. O_o;
Mewhs! Buh, has to admit, does sound taste.. if ever was taken in by fooling police would beh laughing in the cell or interview room when they started to approach meh with a confused look.
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Elise wrote...
tsujoi wrote...
japan probe wrote...
Fifteen officers were dispatched to the scene, where they discovered a human form wrapped in plastic and tightly bound around the neck, midriff and ankles, with hair protruding from one end.The body was left untouched and taken away for examination, and the crime scene duly secured by a police cordon.
Back at the local police headquarters, officials notified reporters who had turned up early the same morning to cover an annual earthquake drill. They began preparing to write up the launch of a major murder investigation.
Dozens of extra officers were dispatched to interview potential witnesses, while the evening edition of the local newspaper carried a report of the gruesome find, complete with a photograph of the body’s resting place.
By mid-afternoon, the body was in the hands of police pathologists. But when they sliced open the wrapping, they were confronted not by a decomposing corpse, but by a life-sized sex doll.
Come on guys, dispose of your sex toys properly.
Either it weights pretty heavy or they didn't bother red flagging the fact that it was lite. O_o;
lol now that u mention it .... i guess the doll was just full of .. uhm .. u know, stuff ^^ that made her that heavy :D eeewwwwwwwww
