Behold, the renown Pretzel!
The above is a hard, small pretzel that comes in a bag full of many others like it. Think of a salted, crunchy chip. Often able to fit in the palm of your hand.
The other 'Soft' Pretzel looks more like-
As our kind model so gracefully points out, it is much larger. It's more like lightly cooked bread, sometimes buttered, and - again - salted.
...I don't like either of them. However, most my family always has.