biohazard has inspired me to make a cyoa after reading his/her hilarious installment to the genre. this one will be about a tween with the developing ability to create anything they imagine, be it out of sheer boredom or to get out of a sticky situation. lets see, where to start...
during a righteous battle of paintball you look at your lame excuse of a gun after seeing the opponents pimped hardware. thinking to yourself, 'man i wish i packed little more heat...' an m4 paintball gun poofs into your vision. skeptical, you then try summoning:
a) paintball grendade, using discretion
b) paintball sniper, show them whos boss
c) gundam!
d) real gun; teach those bastards a lesson!
laughing histarically you let the bullets fly as you imagine up a turret. after lighting up the opposition the survivors stare in disbelief as they try to alert the authorities. you:
a) change into a disguise (choosers choice!) and jump into the bushes
b) conjure a crotch rocket with wicked flame graphics
c) create a destructive man eating monster and walk away calmly
d) make some iron man armor and book it
the beast of a motorcycle appears in the field as you spin the throttle and speed off, making sure to run an injured guy over and hit a tight ass jump. now on the open road, you realize the countless things possible. you decide to:
a) make a pitstop with countless anime babes feeding your favorite foods
b) get some huge air, then making a jet that catches you
c) create a planet to further your deviance
d) obtain robot apendages
a planet emerges from the sky in a powerful gust. the astonishingly lush green planet lacks distinction, so you decide to shape it into:
a) everybodies favorite dinosaur yoshi!
b) yokos rockin tits
c) a hand pointing at earth to represent your new dominance
d) the smiling sun who always has two scoops of raisins for some reason
and thus the perfection of yokos wonderful boobage fills the skies. you will leave that planet for later capability... and to confuse the masses. with a bitchin ride and a planet to call your own, you just need an outfit to match. the true imaginist chooses:
a) a nostalgic super hero costume (choosers choice!)
b) terminator outfit, black leather and shades can never be tamed
c) a mage with powers to match
d) a swordsman with epic stiched outfit, sword and cape to match
the perfect fitting leather fits your body as you put the glasses on slowly. the bike purs as you speed off and head for the highway, destination unknown. after an arrogant minute of analyzing possibilities the popo show up! you decide to:
a) lose these bitches in a cloud a dust
b) bring some hurt with a weapon (choosers choice!)
c) transform your bike into a cop car, blending in
d) create a wall directly behind you
you steady your bike, do an acrobatic spin to your feet and garnish the gold aks at the pos. bullets riddle theyre hoods and faces as a pile up of frantic drivers begins to occur. your over confidence is lifted when you turn back to see a road block compiled of heavyily armored vehicles. you:
a) fireball the lot of em
b) combine with your motorcycle for a heavyily armored experience
c) jump over and meet a new vehicle on the other side (choosers choice!)
d) conjure ganon to toss the vehicles aside
crashing through the road block your lead increases and you create an oasis to find solitude in. its about time you had some real fun, so you:
a) summon a legion of naked woman to fuck like an animal while they feed you multicolored grapes
b) bring a powerful adversary into existance (choosers choice!)
c) create a legion of monsters to rob banks in your stead
d) get a message from your favorite character and have her become your new bitch (choosers choice!)
the red haired beauty uses her extensive combat experience to kung fu the knots out of your back and spin kick your anxiety away. you then begin to think; what can i do for the human race? you decide to:
a) gain a reputation as prevayer of justice
b) become the worlds most wanted by any means necessary
c) fuck kallen, hardcore style
d) turn all the roads into jello, making motorized travel impossible