did you ever get caught when doing your stuff at night?

what is your action when you are doing your night stuff with your patner and got caught by either your parents or his/her parents?

Lol. ok well I had a similar situation a long time ago me and my old gf where doin the "deed" and her younger sister and here group of friend came in as we were goin at it fairly rough and she was like "Are you guys having sex?!"...my replie
"well usually when i got my hands on her boobs out of breath and sweating and the position is right thats usually sex lol"...she left and was like whatever >.>

I wanne do this.. "Nothing" I don't have any female partner

Lol, how old her younger sister is?

"Don't worry Old man! I'll make sure your daughter is happy and satisfied in my care." or "Don't worry Dad! I'll be sure to take responsibility as a man."

Something along those line?

No, I would really be at a loss of what to do or say. 'cause her parents would most likely try to snap my neck in they found out, and my parents would disregard me as a son.

stop. yell 'Oh shit'. wear your clothes

Then go on my knees before the parent and beg for forgiveness if they look pissed - they usually do. If you try to run this WILL get ugly. Get ready for an asswhooping but take it like a man and they might respect you more. Try to look guilty. Even if they aren't pissed go explain yourself unless they want otherwise.

If its my parents, their fine with it lol. my mom caught me once halfway jacking off and just left the room after giving me a funny look. Dont know about yours but most should be SECRETLY relieved you're getting some action? If your parents are conservative then you're ****ed. hehe


P.S. The risk of getting caught seems to be a turn-on for some people. High risk, high return, eh

Kill them, eat the bodies, shoot their dog cause he might call the cops.

I never get caught....Ninjas dont get caught!
Anyway
I guess I would finish up,put some clothes on and have a slow talk with the parents.If its the girls parents,add a shotgun to the mix.

It could be a good thing since they know who their little girl is doing it with,they may let you do her more XD

Hehheh 2 yrs I ended up with her after i broke up with her older sis hehheh ninja'd

so you already done that little sister huh? well i have done with the little as well. got caught once with her mother. oh...... remember that time make my thing almost limp lol.

"What's up?"

"she did it"

That usually gets them to leave pretty quickly.

is it about my comment? if so then:

well her mother almost have heart attack since she know me well and treat me like her own family. after that me and my GF calling and ambulance and do something to keep her heart keep moving. doing cpr,etc. when the ambulance come we both still naked lol. i thought i am dead for sure(cause her father has a shotgun and some other weapon for hunting. there is a bear skin on their living room). luckly her mother didn't tell her father or older sister.

No you know how when parents are butt ugly but they have beautiful kids....that was the case with these girls....but she was nice is that makes up for it >.> *I'm sooo goin to hell...*

well at least most mother is more understanding than father. so when will you do it with her? dude did her father have some big gun on their house? mine has.

I've never had that problem, but if it happened to me, I'd look them dead in the eyes and say, "Excuse me, can't you see we're doing science here?" If they say something or choose not to leave right away I guess I'd say something like, "This is a delicate procedure. So, if you're not going to leave, I have to ask you to be quiet and let me focus on what I'm doing."

Of course I could do what I always do when I find myself in strange situations, ask whoever it is if they have an extra smoke.

LOL hahaha

If somebody walks in, all you need to do is look at them and say, "We're kind of busy right now. Come back in 7 hours, 26 minutes, and 42 seconds. Did you get that? Okay, go, clock starts... now!!!" Then just go back to what you were doing, regardless of whether they're still standing there or not. If they say something, keep on keeping on and tell them, "Clock's still running. You might not have anything better to do, but we're busy getting busy. Come back later."