doujin and/or hentai + mother= ???

wood you dare to you show your mother or a friend mother. a doujin/hentai???
and how do you go about it?
i like to know?

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and im bored 4:41am boredom

No, showing them it would imply something. They would be freaked out, and I'm not into MILF. (exception is Akiko-San, tho i dig Nayuki more)

im a person who LOVES peoples reaction on things. i been think of ways to show hentai to my mother<--i only showed her ecchi anime like air gear and others. but i think she likes negima

the only thing i showed anybody is gore/death scene in anime.

ONLY way i way go though with my plan if im OMG SUPER BORED like no tv no internet no nothing and low battery on my laptop.

Wouldnt the reaction be along the lines of 'Why are you showing me this?' or in the worst case scenario 'OH GOD MY EYES! WHAT ARE THEY DOING!?'

and my favorite "WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

none of my friends moms are hot so prolly not, but they would stare queitly i might add then prolly walk away then talk to my friends about it cause they knew i was fapping in there XD

so if their mom were hot u show it right

Hah, no. I mean, she damn near has an aneurysm any time she gets near my music, I doubt she could handle any of my doujins. Especially some of the...better ones.

The consequences of showing her would be... Grave. Very grave.

She'd probably have a mental sink in and then lock herself up in her room for 5 days... Again >.>

good one xD.... and ur like its not a cartoon, its art xD

i bet every mother thinks like your , except the japanese mothers they know its art xD

Sadly, my mom is a devout religious person, so for me, showing her just a teeny-bit of hentai material is like getting a hammer and whacking your own balls with it.

And oh yes she'd be freaked out. In a negative sort of way.

i would never do such thing u_u

no.


no.

My mom would probably say "Translate it for me."
Sometimes she's really scary you know.

I would never show my mom hentai.

Why would I punish myself like that?

Fucking Fpod ended up having me accidently show my mom not a hentai doujin but a motivational picture with a page in it.



This was before we moved in together and he had sent me some photos of an apartment he looked at via MSN. I was showing my mom them through Windows Viewer or whatever it's called and he had sent me that motivational picture a long time ago. I was just clicking through them with the right arrow button and then BAM that photo at the end of all the apartment photos ):

I had a hard time explaining that one.