Elephant Penis
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This may sound weird, but one of my aspirations is to acquire an elephant penis, send it to a certain individual living in Canada who works in a maple syrup factory, ask him to cook it, and if he does, I think I would seriously eat it. So, what would be the easiest, fastest way to acquire an elephant penis?
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Why not start with something less illegal, like a bull penis? We certainly butcher them like nobody's business.
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Find a place or person who owns elephants, then ask them to sell you the penis of some male when it dies. Some places the elephants have to work hard, so they do not live that long, so my idea is not that you should get "old" elephant penis
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TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
What possessed you to want to eat an elephant penis? Some people eat testicles.. and in this case, I think "the bigger the better" applies.
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znxbcv2121 wrote...
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
What possessed you to want to eat an elephant penis? Some people eat testicles.. and in this case, I think "the bigger the better" applies.
Still that is fairly weird besides if wants big dick in his mouth why not go for Blue Whale?
Blue Whales Junk
Spoiler:
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i think the real question is if all that was said and done would you actually eat the elephant penis? i don't think you could finish something that big.
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Longevity wrote...
znxbcv2121 wrote...
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
What possessed you to want to eat an elephant penis? Some people eat testicles.. and in this case, I think "the bigger the better" applies.
Still that is fairly weird besides if wants big dick in his mouth why not go for Blue Whale?
Blue Whales Junk
Spoiler:
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU there goes my breakfast. ;-;
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jenslyn wrote...
Find a place or person who owns elephants, then ask them to sell you the penis of some male when it dies. Some places the elephants have to work hard, so they do not live that long, so my idea is not that you should get "old" elephant penisI like this idea. And the black market idea. So thank you.
You guys just don't understand. In the words of the master; let me show you the full meaning of all this,
"Elephant penis. It's what's for dinner."