envy

lol, i envy someone who has an easy love life. mine was hard, and is hard lol...

Easy love lifes are pretty rare. But I guess they do happen.

Mine is always hard too. That's why the girls love sitting on it.

I like the way you think.

I'm envious of people who follow through.

I don't envy anyone, everyone envies me since I'm perfect, lol.

Perfection makes you boring, thus not being perfect anymore.

But the level of my perfection surpasses even that and I'm still perfect dspite being boring.

I envy people who envy me... it must be nice having someone to look up to.

I envy girls with nice bodies

I envy those with better educational backgrounds than I have and whose families didn't squander their college fund.

I'm slightly shocked that you would envy me or someone like me for that reason.

This^
I would also like to be able to transform into anything

My family made bad economic decisions which forced them to use my college fund to pay the bills. From there I squandered an opportunity to attend college. Achieving a higher education is something I desperately need to advance myself. If I had gone when I should have I could already have a masters or be working on a doctorate. So in reality I'm envious of those who made good decisions.

I envy 2D characters and all the pimps in hentai.

I envy people who can do what I can't. So, pretty much everyone.

I envy no man, for I am already perfect.

I envy fantasy/anime. It's life with awesome.

I envy people who can learn just like that, when I have to study and study and keep studying to learn just one thing.

I envy the man(or woman) who knows something groundbreaking, that no one else(or very few) know. Something that would change things considerably, yet for one reason or another choose not to share(yet).

I envy people who have awesome computers...mine sucks...