Fakku Commercials

If Fakku were to have commercials on national televison Who would be in it?

Jacob Nikon Raze and the mods of course. and a couple of respected members like Waar, Afroman, Myself,

i think it would be lika guy on the computer who gets a link to Fakkku, he passes by it but Then the admins magically appear behind him

Jacob: why didnt you click on that link?

computer guy: who the hell are you?

Raze: Why didnt you click that link?!

*compuiter Guy sorrounded buy admins and mods*

Afroman: You betta click on dat link motha-fucka or ima have my boi waa (ebonics for waar) tear yo ass up

*Waars holding a baseball bat looking very molevolent

Nikon: just click on that link and we'll leave him alone

CG: and if i dont

*Mattaratt throws CG`s porcelin angel at him but Warr shatters it with the bat beforeit hits him

Tsujoi: your heads next if you dont click on that link

CG: Im not afraid of you!

*Hibia touches him on the shoulder CG passes out*

Jacob Okay Mods we gotta lil job for you!

Mods: SIR YES SIR!

fads out but, fads back in


Computer guy is hanging upside down from the lamp pole with a wig on a pink dress and make up.

it changes to a white background with Fakku! going across horizontallyand the admins appear.

Raze: now unless you want that to happen to you-

Nikon: You`ll go to w-w-w dot F-a-k-k-u dot net

Jacob: and hurry up mother fucker!

I have nothing against any of the people mentioned, but I think the whole "respected members" label is kinda sucky. Not everyone respects people just because other people do or because they're "popular." I haven't talked to any of them personally so I wouldn't know, I'm just saying.

Off-topic, but hey.

fakku.com gives viruses.

FAKKU.net is the domain on which these forums are hosted.

I've spoken to Waar personally, he has his shit together. I'll vouch for him.

"E" for effort.

lol seems like u can add more but yeah would be fun to see

I'd say that Waar and Afroman are both respected users to anyone who frequents the forums. Though it’s an interesting list if I do say so myself, seems like a odd choice in users to mention. There are plenty of users worthy of mentioning in this instance. I’m interested in why you chose those two and left out so many others? The first to come to mind or you had just looked at a thread both had posted in?

On topic I would question what kind of T.V station would even broadcast a porn site’s ad, not to mention a hentai one.

Though if it were I would say something like an incredibly hot girl in lingerie sitting in a bedroom frowning saddened there is no one next to her. Then the camera pans over to a guy in a chair jerking it to some Hentai and the Fakku banner pops up. Then the slogan Fakku! All About Hentai.

Edit: Ok maybe not.

But how would we advertise? With pics of Hentai?! Or well scenes with it? xD

<- Moderator, oldfag.
Just because I'm not superactive right now doesn't mean I wasn't at one stage.

FCC wouold pull it off the air in about 10 seconds

It is so true.

I have no possible negative comments to make about this.

I AM VERY OLD USER AND VERY RESPECTED

I WOULD DEFINITELY MAKE AN APPEARANCE

Is it just me or the ad seems to push people for clicking the link? If they didn't click it they'll fuck'd up or something, could it be better if the ad display the amazing and wonderful fakku instead of that lol or maybe it can be done after?

Oh maybe special effects can help too, need to be flashy.

Commercial's a bit too long. Maybe something shorter like a loli holding a link saying "click it" but people might get a different idea from this one. xD

darth would be using his force and all would come to know fakku as the one and only ruler!

The reason I chose Waar & Afroman is because they were the 1st i could think of who were "well respected" besides this is just a rough draft i left alot of people out myself included. It was ment to be short & sweet.

you have a better chance of getting a radio spot than you would have of getting a tv spot.

radio spots are traditionally 30 seconds long, or about 8 sentence breaks (commas, semi colons, periods). It does seem slightly too long.

as for being well respected, it really is based off of Von's opinion. I'd like to think that i'm respect by new and old user alike but I'm obviously not everyone's favorite user. If you think others should be mentioned you should create your own idead for a fakku ad. They wont see the light of day but they could provide some lulz.

Quit your lying propaganda.

I always downloaded doujinshi on fakku.net and never got any viruses and other shit.