Fakku Haiku Thread
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Haikus are easy to do.
You just need 3 lines.
One the first line the phrase must be 5 syllables.
And on the 2nd, 7 syllables.
And on the last, 5 again.
They can be about ANYTHING, but traditionally about nature, etc.
Example:
My Haiku:
Bridget is sexy
What the hell? She is a he?
I need therapy
Ahh, wow it rhymed too.
You just need 3 lines.
One the first line the phrase must be 5 syllables.
And on the 2nd, 7 syllables.
And on the last, 5 again.
They can be about ANYTHING, but traditionally about nature, etc.
Example:
You do a haiku
5 7 5 syllables
This is a haiku
5 7 5 syllables
This is a haiku
My Haiku:
Bridget is sexy
What the hell? She is a he?
I need therapy
Ahh, wow it rhymed too.
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illumi wrote...
Have a Look at This.I made a beautiful cake
Eat it Motherfuck.
There is something wrong
Something very very wrong
The last line is wrong
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PersonDude wrote...
illumi wrote...
Have a Look at This.I made a beautiful cake
Eat it Motherfuck.
There is something wrong
Something very very wrong
The last line is wrong
Do you not want cake?
It is very Delicious.
Then fuck you asshole.
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illumi wrote...
PersonDude wrote...
illumi wrote...
Have a Look at This.I made a beautiful cake
Eat it Motherfuck.
There is something wrong
Something very very wrong
The last line is wrong
Do you not want cake?
It is very Delicious.
Then fuck you asshole.
I fucking love cake
But something was very wrong
The last line was wrong
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PersonDude wrote...
illumi wrote...
PersonDude wrote...
illumi wrote...
Have a Look at This.I made a beautiful cake
Eat it Motherfuck.
There is something wrong
Something very very wrong
The last line is wrong
Do you not want cake?
It is very Delicious.
Then fuck you asshole.
I fucking love cake
But something was very wrong
The last line was wrong
You don't like my cake.
Then how about you try this.
Nice cock meat sandwich.
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illumi wrote...
You don't like my cake.Then how about you try this.
Nice cock meat sandwich.
I do like your cake
I do not like your sandwich
I will bitch slap you
XD
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PersonDude wrote...
illumi wrote...
You don't like my cake.Then how about you try this.
Nice cock meat sandwich.
I do like your cake
I do not like your sandwich
I will bitch slap you
XD
You broke the chain link...
How can you do that to me?
You heartless bastard.
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illumi wrote...
PersonDude wrote...
illumi wrote...
You don't like my cake.Then how about you try this.
Nice cock meat sandwich.
I do like your cake
I do not like your sandwich
I will bitch slap you
XD
You broke the chain link...
How can you do that to me?
You heartless bastard.
I am quite sorry
I am a heartless bastard
Want to start anew?
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PersonDude wrote...
illumi wrote...
PersonDude wrote...
illumi wrote...
You don't like my cake.Then how about you try this.
Nice cock meat sandwich.
I do like your cake
I do not like your sandwich
I will bitch slap you
XD
You broke the chain link...
How can you do that to me?
You heartless bastard.
I am quite sorry
I am a heartless bastard
Want to start anew?
You want a new leaf?
Then this is a perfect chance.
Hi, I'm illumi
[ i - ru - mi ]
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illumi wrote...
PersonDude wrote...
illumi wrote...
PersonDude wrote...
illumi wrote...
You don't like my cake.Then how about you try this.
Nice cock meat sandwich.
I do like your cake
I do not like your sandwich
I will bitch slap you
XD
You broke the chain link...
How can you do that to me?
You heartless bastard.
I am quite sorry
I am a heartless bastard
Want to start anew?
You want a new leaf?
Then this is a perfect chance.
Hi, I'm illumi
[ i - ru - mi ]
I am PersonDude
I like your avatar man
It is very cute
We are on topic
But they consider this spam
I think we should stop
:(
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PersonDude wrote...
illumi wrote...
PersonDude wrote...
illumi wrote...
PersonDude wrote...
illumi wrote...
You don't like my cake.Then how about you try this.
Nice cock meat sandwich.
I do like your cake
I do not like your sandwich
I will bitch slap you
XD
You broke the chain link...
How can you do that to me?
You heartless bastard.
I am quite sorry
I am a heartless bastard
Want to start anew?
You want a new leaf?
Then this is a perfect chance.
Hi, I'm illumi
[ i - ru - mi ]
I am PersonDude
I like your avatar man
It is very cute
We are on topic
But they consider this spam
I think we should stop
:(
But this is haiku.
We are enjoying this thread.
And talking spamless
Maybe doing this
Writing more then one haiku
Like on the same post.
Thus we can enjoy
This amusing haiku thread
Without posting spam.
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illumi wrote...
PersonDude wrote...
illumi wrote...
PersonDude wrote...
illumi wrote...
PersonDude wrote...
illumi wrote...
You don't like my cake.Then how about you try this.
Nice cock meat sandwich.
I do like your cake
I do not like your sandwich
I will bitch slap you
XD
You broke the chain link...
How can you do that to me?
You heartless bastard.
I am quite sorry
I am a heartless bastard
Want to start anew?
You want a new leaf?
Then this is a perfect chance.
Hi, I'm illumi
[ i - ru - mi ]
I am PersonDude
I like your avatar man
It is very cute
We are on topic
But they consider this spam
I think we should stop
:(
But this is haiku.
We are enjoying this thread.
And talking spamless
Maybe doing this
Writing more then one haiku
Like on the same post.
Thus we can enjoy
This amusing haiku thread
Without posting spam.
Maybe, maybe not
We shall see in the future
But it is quite fun
It is amusing
It works my puny brains too
It is hard work yes?