Hinata`s Pimp AKA lil`Von wrote...
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bagtas03 wrote...
hmm... coz when i penetrate my girl, i go very very deep down... i almost feel the dead end... and i think she likes it...^^
By deep he means the inch and half he can reach.
I masturbate with mayonnaise while periodically shocking myself with a car battery.
ive tried that .... the mayonaisse part i mean.
i swear there was absolutly no lotion n the house. & i hadnt done it n nearly 2 weeks. (on vacation with the fam. & just broke up with my girl) ive also tried shampoo. but it makes the skin peel which is really nasty.
...Don't do that.
Go dry if you have to, or something.
Damnit man, why you always gotta take shit too far?
now that i think about it i went dry my very 1st time, & ive never been able 2 do it again. where did i go 2 far?
The part about mayonnaise. Actually, you should try using toothpast! It works great!
wait.... y-you koking right?
No! You should
definitely try it!
r-really? naaa man u fucking with me arnt u?
Why would I do that?
uh well u know cuz usually your mean 2 me.
:lol: ok im outta here.
Seriously, man, toothpaste works great. Bengay, too.