Baseball: Ichiro Suzuki, that man consistently puts up record seasons. If only he was on a good team.
Basketball: Michael Jordan/ Kobe Bryant for current player, they can pull off some serious wtf moments.
Hockey: Martin Brodeur, he plays with such skimpy pads and a different style of play compared to other goalies. He's on record for most shutouts in history, just needs 2 more.
Soccer: Zidane, don't watch enough soccer and loss a bit of respect due to the headbutt incident.
Football: Brett Favre, he is 40 and still got the stuff to win football games.