Scion in chains wrote...
For me it was at Junior prom with my old ex girlfriend. We left the prom and of course I got her drunk. We ended up somehow in a sexual position while drinking but honestly werent doing anything at all. Then we got hot so I took off my shirt and she took off her bra, and at some point we started stripping each other for fun and wasting vodka everywhere. Now while we were good and fucking drunk we were playing around and shit and her father who already didnt like me and was a POLICE officer broke my car window and drug me out. I should also mention that before we left the prom we smoked quite a bit of weed so we were high too. So imagine a giant burly man with a wriggling face pulling out a pistol and saying some gibberish your mind cant decipher. All my mind said was "HE'S GOT A DAMN GUN CHEESE IT!"
And I did. And he caught me.
And the worst part was I dont even remember my mother bailing me out or my ex telling him we DID have sex.
So what about you all?
BEST FUCKIN STORY EVER, ROFL