Finding Your Children looking at Porn/Hentai

Since we all look at the stuff, I can't say that I would blame my child/ren for looking at it, but if I happen to find out about it, I'd probably ignore it. Unless it proved to be a problem relating to schoolwork and social life, I wouldn't put like a ban or anything on it, but then I'd be worried about the viruses and malware as well as the age when he/she found hentai/porn. I consider myself a late bloomer. I never started anime and manga until sophmore year in high school, and I never caught onto hentai until junior year.

I find it best to ask no questions and answer no questions, just leave it and not ever mention it.

Rather interesting that almost everyone has said they do not want kids.

I guess, for most of us, the little buggers will be an accident.

Anyways...I think, if they haven't pissed me off yet that day, a thumbs up, a general inquiry as to whether or not they got it off Fakku, and then I'll shut the door and go about my business. Unless I actually needed them for something.

If they had annoyed me that day, tho'...Prank time.

*Sneak sneak sneak*

*Stand there quietly*

"You know, you're doing it wrong.", then turn around and leave.

regardless, i'd just be like "wash your hands when you're done."
i'd rather it be hantai but either is cool 8)

It all depends are they looking at Straight Lesbian or male on male?

It it's straight or Lesbian, I would just say this. "Son, you do your old man proud." then I would go out an buy him a playboy.

It was male on male I would just close the door and then walk away, and act like I saw nothing.

As for real or hentai I would not care. As HentaiElder said Pron is porn.

The day my child is born, if its a boy, I'm gonna buy a boat oar and write his name on it. If I catch him watching porn, I'll say calmly, "I've been waiting for this day for a long time. Finish up and meet me in the backyard." I figure that should give me some time to grab the oar, write the date on it, and hide somewhere. When he walks outside, I'll jump out, and crack him in the back of the head with the oar. Then, I'll light up a cigarette, if necessary I'll wait for him to wake up, give him the oar, and say, "Remember this day, for it is the day you became a man," then I'll disappear in a cloud of smoke.

If I happen to have a girl, well, I really haven't put much thought into it. I don't really know if hitting a girl in the head with a boat oar is something that should be done by the father and if it was, I'd have to rethink what I'd say. I mean I can't exactly tell my daughter that the sequence of events that took place was her rite of passage into manhood... or can I?

This reminds me of what a PE teacher used to say to the boys in the shower at my school: "Give it here lad, that's not how you do it"

I wouldn't care, I'd assume they were doing it even if all evidence suggested otherwise - like i dunno; they had their hands amputated by their drunken father, they'd still find a way..... :roll:

@Ebtesh
nice avatar...

"Ur do'n it wrong!" D<
I'd probably lmao till there was no tomorrow! xD

Offer my collection for either genre. I wouldn't care if my child is watching porn. I know I did when I was younger, so why shouldn't he/she?

will never have kids, but i'd much prefer that they look at normal porn instead of hentai

lol zero in ground them for years. just goes to show you that most people on fakku are probably kids. of course im not a kid, that would make me a hypocrite.

Hentai. But I'll just closed the door. UNLESSSS it becomes a problem. Not sure what problem it would be though.

But you're here because you like hentai, right?

That's poor logic. Just because a person wouldn't want to ground their kid for years for looking at porn doesn't mean they're kids. It could mean that they understand that looking at porn isn't necessarily a bad thing. Which it isn't.

Who wants their kid jacking off to a woman who they will never meet and is posing for money?

Well thats me but i don't have kids

at the age of 12-14 id bash him if i had a Son but if i had a daugther prolly talk to her first about these things

at the age of 16-above well they can look at whatever they want provided their grades wont suffer and doing those kinds of things wont exclude them from society.