First day of class

So today is my first day going to my current university. I've had to bust my ass to get to this point even as there were more than a few loopholes to jump with my transcript and even the registrars office once vehemently stating that I needed to complete a college level math class before trying to enroll in college. Which struck me as more than odd. The point being I've worked hard to get this life changing privilege and I feel like I should do something special to mark the occasion of my completed first day. What do you recommend Fakku?

go pimping stuff...

I have a pimp hat but not a cane. Any substitution suggestions?

Have a hot chick on each arm

Go to the mall, buy pimp clothes, go crazy.

send a resignation letter.

Get cellphone numbers.

Get drunk and treat random people to cake.

start studying.

Go to sleep. College is overrated.

stay in your room and cry in the corner.

open fakku using library computer. leave it.

Get heavily drunk. then find your identity afterwards

more like find the identity of the creature than asleep beside you.

I made it a point never to attend the first day of any school year since second grade when I realized in first grade that the first day of school amounts to cheesy, shallow "get-to-know-you" routines and teachers don't teach anything right away.

Well I'm having pizza right now and enjoying an afternoon edition of "8th Street Theater" in which I sit around my apartment watching the drunken crazy and sometimes homeless people fight each other and stumble about my street.

Drink an ample amount with some chicks or friends. Always ends well

I live across the street from the liquor store.

Meet people. I meet like 12-13 people whom I hang with regularly now since September 2nd [my first day of classes].

Watch 6 hours of the Discovery Channel.