Fortune Cookies
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What's up with these? I always get these crappy fortunes. One fortune I got before said "budget your finances" the one I got today said, "try something unusual tomorrow." that last one isn't even a fortune, its a command.
Anyways just wondering if anybody else would like to share any funny or interesting fortunes.
Anyways just wondering if anybody else would like to share any funny or interesting fortunes.
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TheDarkStarAlchemist
Requests Moderator
Mine are always like "You are strong in mind and body" or something to that extent. Nothing ever interesting.
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g-money wrote...
Don't believe in them, but they make handy bookmarks.I lol'd.
Yeah, only gotten a few in my life and I seem to remember them all being fairly negative too. Things don't even taste good. XD
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I always get the relationship ones. It makes it seem like the fortune cookie is trying to insult me.
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I love fortune cookies my fortunes are always good and come true, I wouldn't even mind handing some out as gifts or something. :)
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when i was 10 yrs old(i think).. in divisoria(philippines) i try one of those fortune cookies... something wrote like "you will live after dying" and i was like WTF!?!?!?!?
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I've never got a bad fortune yet, but my friend did open up one to find out there was nothing inside.... just be glad you got some kind of fortune rather than any at all.
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jmason
Curious and Wondering
One thing about fortune cookies is that they're too random and too general. Like "you'll get lucky in love" or "you'll do good in business".
I just pocket these strips of paper and put them in my bedroom jar. If they do happen, ok, thanks.
I just pocket these strips of paper and put them in my bedroom jar. If they do happen, ok, thanks.
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I always get fortunes so amazingly generic they could apply to a crippled octopus or ones that make so little sense I think they were written by aliens who experience time in reverse and sideways.
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Kurobushi wrote...
I've never got a bad fortune yet, but my friend did open up one to find out there was nothing inside.... just be glad you got some kind of fortune rather than any at all.Fortune Cookie says: "You will have Nothing"
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Morning Star
Soba-Scans Staff
Mine said "Love is on the way".
I said GTFO and ate it with ice cream.
I said GTFO and ate it with ice cream.
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Brittany
Director of Production
Tsurayu wrote...
g-money wrote...
Don't believe in them, but they make handy bookmarks.I lol'd.
Yeah, only gotten a few in my life and I seem to remember them all being fairly negative too. Things don't even taste good. XD
Fuck you, I love the taste of fortune cookies D; they're all sweet and crunchy.
I usually add "-in the bed" after the fortune to see what I get.
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Morning Star
Soba-Scans Staff
ZiggyOtaku wrote...
Tsurayu wrote...
g-money wrote...
Don't believe in them, but they make handy bookmarks.I lol'd.
Yeah, only gotten a few in my life and I seem to remember them all being fairly negative too. Things don't even taste good. XD
Fuck you, I love the taste of fortune cookies D; they're all sweet and crunchy.
I usually add "-in the bed" after the fortune to see what I get.
...You sir are win...