Fourth level of Hell

Electronic Arts Test Journalists' Greed With Cash

For their new game "Dante's Inferno" EA has been doing a lot of promotional stunts revolving around the many levels of hell. For the second level (Lust) they gave away a night with a hot girl

This time around they sent $200 checks to journalist, giving them a choice to cash these check (giving in to their greed) or squadering it by NOT cashing in the checks (another form of greed).

So what would you do? O__o

FREE MONEY! Sweet. I also won't use it to buy Dante's Inferno.

I'll use the money to buy other games.

Well shit we're screwed either way so I might as well just spend that shit on something useful.

I'm interested. Damned if you do and damned if you don't... not many choices, is there? Give me the check on a silver platter.

i could use that extra bit of cash. I'm getting tight on my wallet strings these few months... What happened to my decent living?!

*Needs my mangas...* D:

Son of a bitch, dude. The only way to top that beauty is to have the PR people next to you as you stroke your chin and look between "Dante's Inferno" and "Cooking Mama". Then you fake them out and instead buy "Escape from Bug Island!" and start violently dry humping it while shoving the middle finger into their faces.

Remaining self esteem for entire Dante's Inferno team: -9,000

Allow me to fix that minor miscalculation

"Sin To Win" Baby

That looks pretty badass. I'd probably just keep the check and its set just because of its looks.

Burn it like Brian Crecente.

or

Write a praising review for Dante's Inferno before it's even released and cash the check.

Or we could write a scathing review for Dante's Inferno before it's even released and cash the check anyways.

gonna keep the check and frame it... at least it will last a lot longer than spending the cash and if i got tired at it i get to sell it to stupid people for higher price...

Then we have to deal with EA hitmen.

meh, i'll cash the check. they gave it to me, i did nothing but cash it.

'Could always hire some Blizzard spies to counter.

cant u just return the check O_o

There is no such thing as returning a check, you simply don't cash it.

I could use the 200 dollars to help pay off 1/10th of a new amp. So I guess yes?