Friends that you want to punch in the face.

So I find myself tonight trying to sit through talking on of my friends through an emotional problem for the third consecutive night. I'm starting to wonder if I should start charging an hourly rate here. Especially that now I'm in the second hour of a conversation with my friend in my home town. About how he's going to fix his life and his wavering relationship with his woman by stop playing video games. Mind you this was a guy that thought it was funny to call his woman "The poster child for abortion" To her fucking face! Am I the only one that thinks this strategy he has for "solving the problems in his life" is completely asinine? Please I need some perspective here? Should I try and help this man with words or a bat?

He was pretty fucked up saying that to her face. For that he deserves the bat.

I might give him the bat in the end. Sometimes that guy just makes me want to throttle his ass to hopefully beat some sense into him. But in the end I think I would break him ><

He made the shit, he should learn to wipe it off his ass.

Thank you for that....analogy...

hmm...id definately give him the bat first, then let him talk out his probs and try to help him with that, then use the bat again :lol: or tell his ass to see a counselor

Why are you even friends with someone that dumb? Give up video games, wtf, I'd rather give up the relationship.

He sounds like a real dick and someone I wouldnt be friends with. Also if video games take over his life to that degree same as above.

So so true.

Yeah it's ridiculous. But at least it's not as annoying as the crap I have to put up with from my sister.

Tell him deal like a man. stop acting like a wimp.

it's a full stop?

He needs a ps2 connected to his butt while you start correcting his life with the controller.

If only it were that easy. Though I think I'd take too much joy in running him around GTA style around Eugene.

Fuck his girlfriend, then fuck your sister. All problems solved.

I agree with that^

but after he cleans up his own mess you should still use the bat!!

op, you're a good friend.

What makes you say that?