FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD Part 2
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Sony's brilliant PlayStation 2 game Shadow of the Colossus is becoming grist for the Hollywood blockbuster mill, in what appears to not, unfortunately, be a horrible, horrible joke. Might want to pour a stiff drink.
According to the Hollywood Reporter's Risky Biz Blog, Sony Pictures will be tackling Shadow of the Colossus for a movie adaptation with producer Kevin Misher, responsible for films such as The Scorpion King and The Interpreter, as well as the upcoming fighting movie Fighting. Now here's where it gets... rough. Got that drink yet?
The screenplay for the Shadow of the Colossus feature is reported to be penned by Justin Marks. He's the same man responsible for the Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, if that rings any bells.
No planned release date for the film, but hopefully we'll all be dead from a nuclear holocaust or black plague by that point.
THANKS TO YOU, I KNOW YOUR GOING TO FUCK UP THIS LEGENDARY GAME!
According to the Hollywood Reporter's Risky Biz Blog, Sony Pictures will be tackling Shadow of the Colossus for a movie adaptation with producer Kevin Misher, responsible for films such as The Scorpion King and The Interpreter, as well as the upcoming fighting movie Fighting. Now here's where it gets... rough. Got that drink yet?
The screenplay for the Shadow of the Colossus feature is reported to be penned by Justin Marks. He's the same man responsible for the Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, if that rings any bells.
No planned release date for the film, but hopefully we'll all be dead from a nuclear holocaust or black plague by that point.
THANKS TO YOU, I KNOW YOUR GOING TO FUCK UP THIS LEGENDARY GAME!
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How can you even make a movie out of that? If it has the rock in it, at least it should be hilarious, in the "it's so terrible I can't help but watch it and laugh" way.
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tsuyoshiro
FAKKU Writer
You're just making that up, right? That game ...as a movie? You people are just fucking with me at this point, next someone will tell me about how Hugh Jackman stars in the new World of Warcraft movie.
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Tsujoi
Social Media Manager
tsuyoshiro wrote...
You're just making that up, right? That game ...as a movie? You people are just fucking with me at this point, next someone will tell me about how Hugh Jackman stars in the new World of Warcraft movie.
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Shadow of the Colossus was pretty fun, I wonder how hollywood are gonna kill this for the general masses. :roll:
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tsuyoshiro wrote...
You're just making that up, right? That game ...as a movie? You people are just fucking with me at this point, next someone will tell me about how Hugh Jackman stars in the new World of Warcraft movie.