To []: ..with dual wield barbarians though, I mean TWO?!?! That's a bit difficult for me to handle. I'd rather stick with one big sword.
[|GM|]: You like it rough I take it :)
To []: Of Course, I'm a ***ing rock sniffer.
To []: With daggers.
To []: And I'm specced for second wind =) I can go all night.
[|GM|]: lol wow, I don't think I would ever be the same :)
[|GM|]: um WOw this is turning me on lol.
To []: Hong Says he wants in on the hot action. But he's a gold farmer/seller. How do you feel about that? He does have a big bow =]
To []: Would you like to RP with me?
To []: I see how it is, not going to talk to me anymore =( Just got your cyber fix with my pixelated body and left me like all those other guys :((|
[|GM|]: sorry getting tell hells lol
[|GM|]: RP? how so?
To []: Well, you know, on those cold windy nights... all I want is to be mounted.
[|GM|]: Ahh lol I see. You trying to get laid by a GM ;)
To []: Of course, I thought you were THA MASTER. Gamer Master.
To []: Would you like to RP with me?
To []: I see how it is, not going to talk to me anymore =( Just got your cyber fix with my pixelated body and left me like all those other guys :((|
[|GM|]: sorry getting tell hells lol
[|GM|]: RP? how so?
To []: Well, you know, on those cold windy nights... all I want is to be mounted.
[|GM|]: Ahh lol I see. You trying to get laid by a GM ;)
To []: Of course, I thought you were THA MASTER. Gamer Master.
[|GM|]: oh nice.
To []: How about you?
[|GM|]: I'm wearing panties :]
[|GM|]:(joke)
To []: Oh, not wearing any hmmm? I did see you take them off earlier after all.
[|GM|]:I am going to summon you in a few to take care of your petition
[|GM|]:Exibitionist :)
To []: Summoning me? How romantic.
To []: Where’s my summon?
[|GM|]: lol
[]: You really do love me.
[|GM|]: this is the spot!
[|GM|]: lol
[]: You like this?
[|GM|]: r
[]: Head?
[|GM|]: yea
[|GM|]: lol
[]: I left the boots on. They’re hawt.
[|GM|]: r
[|GM|]: lol
[]: My panties wont come off :[
[|GM|]: lol its odd looking at a guy character… lol
[|GM|]: in rl?
To []: Huh?
To []: No, in game =[
[|GM|]: your panties wont come off in real life :)
[|GM|]: oh…
[|GM|]: I’ll just have to tear them off and have my way lol
To []: YES!!!
To []: Whip out your massive sword too.
[|GM|]: ROFL
[|GM|]: lol you like?
To []: I can’t jump up on top of it? =(
[|GM|]: hmm that could pose a problem :)
To []: =]
[|GM|]: you’ll just have to take it until I am finished with you.
To []: Are you mighty warrior? Can you slay those meanies that attacked me? =(
To []: O.o you do like multiple people in on it eh? =)
[|GM|]: er.. how old are you (hopefully not under 18 lol)
To []: I’m 9.
[|GM|]: OMG
To []: “_-
To []: Want to be my daddy? Remember, I do like roleplaying ^_--
[|GM|]: oh nice…
[|GM|]: um your not really 9 are you? I just want to be sure lol
To []: Come on… do I sound like I’m 9? What 9 year old knows about glory holes?
[|GM|]: you don’t but you never know lol
[|GM|]:you been a bad girl?
To []: I’ve never been a good girl.
[|GM|]: oh very nice. But you know you will have to be spanked right?
[|GM|]: Hmm take me out and put me in your mouth’
To []: !
To []: Not till you spank me with your sword!
[|GM|]: you don’t but you never know lol
[|GM|]:you been a bad girl?
To []: I’ve never been a good girl.
[|GM|]: oh very nice. But you know you will have to be spanked right?
[|GM|]: Hmm take me out and put me in your mouth’
To []: !
To []: Not till you spank me with your sword!
To []: You’re just as kinky as me
To []: Infact you’re so kinky, you just cybered with a dude :P
[] shouts: THIS IS SPARTA
[|GM|]: then when you are really hot and needing more I can reposition and slide my wet tongue up your legs and do small circles again around your belly button and then let my tongue trail down your **nt.
[|GM|]: oh that would really be not good lol
To []: Love you =]
To []: By the way, I’ve been fapping to this the whole time.
[|GM|]: lol why did you want this then lol you gay?
[|GM|]: are you serious?
To []: Serious about what?
[|GM|]: um what’s fapping (not up to par on the ling) lol
To []: I was joking about the fapping, but I am indeed a dude.
[|GM|]: lol ok.
[|GM|]: Glad I put my clothes back on lol
To []: Yeah probably a good idea. I have aids.
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From AoC, lol.
http://www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm/thread/192300/page/1
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Sacked after AoC-sex
Updated: Funcom employee crossed the line with player.
Lately Funcom and Age of Conan have been in hard weather, with a decreasing number of players and discontented users. Now, a player reveals having cybersex with a Funcom employee ingame.
Started out as innocent
It all began when the player summoned one of the game's Game Masters. Normally you summon a Game Master, also known as a GM, when experiencing technical problems ingame. This player, however, wanted more from the GM, and initiated a conversation of a very different nature.
(then follow some of the conversation as seen in the ss)
It all evolved to a reasonable kinky situation. The player was teleported to the GM where both chose to undress. The conversation became more and more coarse till the player revealed to have set up the GM, stating the popular statement "This is Sparta!".
Funcom aware of the incident
This is, as expected, not acceptable behaviour for a GM. The guidelines of a Game Master's is to maintain any given game's rules, and make sure that everything is carried out by the book. Cybersex is not part of the job description.
-- We are aware of this matter, and necessary measures have been taken against them. We have clear guidelines for all employees in Funcom, not least those who work with customer service, and if the guidelines are broken there are consequences, says Funcom's Erling Ellingsen to ITavisen.
He also says that conversations of this nature is a violation of the their GM's guidelines.
Sacked
Updated: Funcom tells ITavisen that the GM is no longer working in Funcom.
-- This kind of behaviour is not accepted by Funcom, says Erling Ellingsen.