Handy Latin Phrases

LOL, this one's good... random it is

No.

:)

That was great reading

HOW DO I SAY, "I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU?"

was that an insult? or are you really asking...?

Furnulum pani nolo.

watnum des fakku dos datur meanus!

I only remember one - canis meus id comedit. Not sure if I'd have liked to study latin; my sister took it and enjoyed it, though.