Here, you can have thi- OOF!
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ah yes... the season of giving... most would find a gift that keeps on giving.....
but sometimes, once we give, we recieve back... and that reply is either good or bad....
I gave a present to my childhood friend (the same girl who was stated in the aww shit thread in the other subforum) but before i could say anything more, she lunged and hugged me, apparently overjoyed at the sight of the small box and forced me to the ground HEAD FIRST then my back.... that day we both got something....
she got her present while i was twitching in pain for three days...
but sometimes, once we give, we recieve back... and that reply is either good or bad....
I gave a present to my childhood friend (the same girl who was stated in the aww shit thread in the other subforum) but before i could say anything more, she lunged and hugged me, apparently overjoyed at the sight of the small box and forced me to the ground HEAD FIRST then my back.... that day we both got something....
she got her present while i was twitching in pain for three days...
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zeKer_pencil wrote...
that day we both got something....Right after that I was expecting to see: We got laid.
You should be disappointed.
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Rbz wrote...
zeKer_pencil wrote...
that day we both got something....Right after that I was expecting to see: We got laid.
You should be disappointed.
well sorry Rbz... I never tried that on her... AND I NEVER WILL!!! coz that girl is a total airhead...
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Rbz wrote...
zeKer_pencil wrote...
I never tried that on herAccording to you, she started it.
we didnt do THAT.... i gave her a silver ring that she wanted for a long time... she then jumped and rammed herself to me... causing both of us to fall and me head first....
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Rbz wrote...
zeKer_pencil wrote...
she then jumped and rammed herself to me...That's a good start.
Spoiler:
lol... i got the story... tho she dunt had done that....
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you guys are bat shit insane, I killed Santa last year and I found out this morning that he escaped. But he left a limb behind so this year's chimney jump will have to be a lot more difficult
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zeKer_pencil wrote...
i gave her a silver ring that she wanted for a long time...Wait... how much did it cost?
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The Jesus wrote...
zeKer_pencil wrote...
i gave her a silver ring that she wanted for a long time...Wait... how much did it cost?
Silver = Fake so 50 cent from vending machine.
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My friend's wife once gave me an anime DVD by way of hurling into my temple. The corner struck my temple in such a way it made me jump and twitch slightly. When I finished freaking out she just handed it to me.
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Callonia wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
zeKer_pencil wrote...
i gave her a silver ring that she wanted for a long time...Wait... how much did it cost?
Silver = Fake so 50 cent from vending machine.
lol.. nope.... genuine silver... had it engraved....
but she didnt have to do the lunging and falling down part tho.... that really hurt... is THAT her idea of giving back? with a headbutt & body slam?
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@mazda: didnt i say i think of her as a younger sis?!
@rober: yeah... physical.... gave me a hard one to be in fact....
@rober: yeah... physical.... gave me a hard one to be in fact....
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Rbz wrote...
zeKer_pencil wrote...
@mazda: didnt i say i think of her as a younger sis?!Incest is cool too.
I think Pencil is a stupid stupid head.