Herpesface

So, my friend was telling me this story. He was eating out this girl and he said her pussy tasted fucking gross, so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to help the taste. But he ended up losing the Jolly Rancher... in her pussy. He was like, "Oh fuck, if she finds out I'm screwed." So he starts to be a little more forceful, trying to get the Jolly Rancher out. But because of this new-found aggressiveness, he ended up POPPING ONE OF HER HERPES SORES IN HIS MOUTH. And now he has herpes. In his mouth.


I'm sure there's a life lesson in there somewhere.

dun try to get the jolly rancher out. It'll melt away in time eventually and her pussy will be strawberry flavored XD

If only that were true. That would be so cool.

Why didn't he try using his hand?

She didn't notice him open up a jolly rancher? o _o

more like: she didn't feel it get stuck inside her?

This.


Bitch didn't bother to mention she had herpes? I smell a nice, tasty lawsuit here. Herpes isn't ever going away, I'd be fucking pissed to hell.

It is true.

You know what sucks? If he had just stopped when he fund ut she tasted bad, he woulda saved himself a TON of discomfort. Lesson to learn here, don't try to too hard to please a woman, she'll probably end up screwing you over anyway.

lol there's a lotta truth in that.

I meant Rovencrone's post, sorry.

That's one disgusting story bro. I cringed.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

whoaa... seriously... i can't stop laugh...
can you upload his new face here?

How did he not notice?

^This^

don't use Jolly Rancher to a bad tasted pussy ~and make it tasted like strawberry~, or you'll get a herpes in ur mouth.

How was the woman's HERPES less of an issue than jolly rancher retrieval?

i got a friend in medical school, he told me that, one day, they were doing a saliva analisis of themselves, and when he analised the saliva of his partner, he found a "trephonema vaginalis"(i guess it is how it says), yeah, the bacteria that causes vaginitis.
his partner stopped coming for 2 days.

It was the only thing keeping his face in her pussy