Hibia's Poll
You own how many 'sex toys'?
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Noutakun wrote...
RALLY, MEN. WE MUST FIGHT THE ESTROGEN.
*begins flexing non-existent muscles in an attempt to exude testosterone*
FIGHT THE POWER.
I WILL ANSWER THE CALL!
~ cooperboy321 begins to produce so much testosterone that it comes out his ears!! ...no wait, that's just a bit of wax, teehee, itchy. ok ok, testosterone testosterone: RAAAAARGHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HEY BOYOS, GRAB A BEER AND CHECK OUT DEM HOOTERS ON THAT HOT CHICK WHAT'S HOLDING A POWER TOOL AND SITTIN ON A TOTALLY AWESOME CAR WITH LIKE A BAZILLION HORSEPOWER! W00T W00T!
Well, actually I don't drink alcohol, but the rest of that is like TOTALLY AWESOME AND MANLY!!
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Noutakun wrote...
RALLY, MEN. WE MUST FIGHT THE ESTROGEN.*begins flexing non-existent muscles in an attempt to exude testosterone*
FIGHT THE POWER.
BEWBS AND ASSES
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I own a several toys, if you count hand cuffs, blindfolds, and other restraints. I use lots lubricants, and flavored condoms (Durex Tropical variety packs are my fav).I also own a vibrator I've used on women during foreplay. I know that doesn't sound all that manly but it gets them really prepped, and makes it easier to give girls an orgasm during intercourse.
I also like those vibrating cock rings Trojan makes, and you can buy'em right at Wal-mart. Wholesale prices FTW!
I also like those vibrating cock rings Trojan makes, and you can buy'em right at Wal-mart. Wholesale prices FTW!
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phatmlrd wrote...
I own a several toys, if you count hand cuffs, blindfolds, and other restraints. I use lots lubricants, and flavored condoms (Durex Tropical variety packs are my fav).I also own a vibrator I've used on women during foreplay. I know that doesn't sound all that manly but it gets them really prepped, and makes it easier to give girls an orgasm during intercourse. I also like those vibrating cock rings Trojan makes, and you can buy'em right at Wal-mart. Wholesale prices FTW!
Did you know that some companies make scented condoms? I really don't see the point to having those, unless you're nose fucking someone or you haven't showered, but if you haven't showered you're balls are usually the bigger problem in the way of odor.
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The Jesus wrote...
phatmlrd wrote...
I own a several toys, if you count hand cuffs, blindfolds, and other restraints. I use lots lubricants, and flavored condoms (Durex Tropical variety packs are my fav).I also own a vibrator I've used on women during foreplay. I know that doesn't sound all that manly but it gets them really prepped, and makes it easier to give girls an orgasm during intercourse. I also like those vibrating cock rings Trojan makes, and you can buy'em right at Wal-mart. Wholesale prices FTW!
Did you know that some companies make scented condoms? I really don't see the point to having those, unless you're nose fucking someone or you haven't showered, but if you haven't showered you're balls are usually the bigger problem in the way of odor.
Actually the main reason I use flavored condoms is because I can't stand that latexy condom smell, it is such a turn off.
Well that, and girls are more willing to give head if your dick tastes like a banana :D
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phatmlrd wrote...
Actually the main reason I use flavored condoms is because I can't stand that latexy condom smell, it is such a turn off. Well that, and girls are more willing to give head if your dick tastes like a banana :D
well, be careful... if she's tired and she smells banana, and it's shaped like one, she might start to peel it. :)
shall I suggest strawberry kiwi... grrrrrrrrr!
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rukia92 wrote...
...shall I suggest strawberry kiwi...Ugh. I'm a Kiwi [what you call New Zealanders]. So that reads weirdly to me.
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I went with "one or so" since my gf has a vibrator....that we bought with our friends in a cheap bulk deal of some kind as gag gifts for friends...so we have one...so I guess it counts. *shrug*
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phatmlrd wrote...
I also like those vibrating cock rings Trojan makes, and you can buy'em right at Wal-mart. Wholesale prices FTW!Oh man, where do you live? That sounds like the best Wal-mart ever! I used to own one that glowed in the dark, but I had to pitch it when it broke in half. I was so mad!
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SiC wrote...
phatmlrd wrote...
I also like those vibrating cock rings Trojan makes, and you can buy'em right at Wal-mart. Wholesale prices FTW!Oh man, where do you live? That sounds like the best Wal-mart ever! I used to own one that glowed in the dark, but I had to pitch it when it broke in half. I was so mad!
I was surprised too :D , but Wal-mart actually has quite the selection, there located in the "family planning" section. There made by Trojan, come in a red and black box, and are called Vibrating Ring. Cost about $5. It even has a tickler on the top of the ring to stimulate her clit. Only downside is the battery it comes with only lasts 20 min. and you can't replace it.
rukia92 wrote...
well, be careful... if she's tired and she smells banana, and it's shaped like one, she might start to peel it. shall I suggest strawberry kiwi... grrrrrrrrr!
Nothing wrong with peeling, but chomping down would be bad!
