One day i came across some magical pixies in a forest filled with speaking bears. The told me they were terrified of a horrible giant living in the hills, they said that he could not fit in sociëty because he did acts of unspeakable horror and thus was tossed up there to fend for himself.
Thus i armed myself with the persuasive powers of Lolol12 and awesomeness of the Rbz sword and headed for the hills to slay the awfull giant and save the pixies.
As i came upon a large and tall rock formation i noticed a pitch black hole in it, it was dark beyond comprehension despite the day light outside and it seemed to suck me in to forever be lost in its darkness.
As i slowly moved inside with my powers ever revealing my position i slowly began to feel more and more cold. Suddenly my feet stepped into pure darkness and i began to sink away through the ground, i clamped on as long as i could but eventually darkness enveloped me entirely.
I drifted and i drifted through darkness, no light, no feeling, no nothing.
After some time though i began to notice a small sparkling light o the horizon, slowly but surely it began to suck me in. As i came closer and closer i began to feel warmth again and i could once again hear the one liners being spurred out by my powers.
As i reached the light i slowed down as it allowed me to elegantly step outside, there, a new world opened up to me. Whereas my home land was on of discrimination and constant war here there was peace and acceptance to certain extent. Whereas my home land was gray and scarred, here there was green everywhere, plants and tree's seemed to flourish without any artificial needs to keep it alive.
Scared of what might happen if i was caught i ditched me powers and sword and hid myself for a year, figuring out everyone's habits and behaviour untill... Untill i finnaly saw him, the bearded Giant that the pixie's told me about. I was stunned, their discription matched perfectly but he was not the brute that they described, instead he was gentle and caring for those around him, yet harsh and unrelenting to those who would harm peace in the land. He was just.
As i tried to stay unnoticed he walked past me and for the glimmer of a second i could've sworn i saw him blinking his eye at me, making me feel welcome and comfortable inside.
This continued for some time untill i believed i had stayed hidden for long enough to be able to try to mix in with the natives without being noticed. Now i know that they knew all along that i was new, but they didn't care, i didn't get scolded or threatened, but instead i was treated with the same dignity as everyone else.
Eventually i told everyone where i really was from, what dark abyss i came from compared to this moral paradise... No insults, no nothing. For they did not care, they we're just happy for me.
For some time now have i been living amongst these so called savages with their so called damning rituals and for the first time in my life i felt... Accepted.
I felt, at home.
To this day i thank those misguided fools for telling me about this paradise, despite their attempts to make me destroy it.
To this day i have lived, here, in the Fakku paradise.
Will you join us?
(Obviously most of this is a joke, i mean, pixies don't exist, fairy's do!)
((And yes, i know what all of you perverts were thinking at the end of the 5th paragraph xD))
(((Also, Rbz, lolol12, hope you guys don't mind i used your names. Side note: Only picked Rbz since i needed another name and only he popped into my head.)))