How long do you take to masturbate?

Just got curious since the "How to many times do you masterbate (sic) a day?" thread is still around.

For me it's usually around the 2 hour mark.
I also occasionally aborted because it just took too long.
The absolute longest time I ever took was 14 hours though I don't hope that to ever repeat...

Well the last time I was able to ejectate was 5 years ago so 5 years.

Well, depends on the occasion, though I enjoy it a lot more when I'm able to take my time, read stuff, watch a bunch of videos... Build up to it.

So my prefered duration would be about 2 hours too, I guess.

I know I've taken longer than that, maybe up to 8 hours. It might happen again, but that's only if I get a day entirely for myself.

Not gonna lie, for a good portion of my life (especially my formative years) I had to share a bedroom with someone. As such, my sessions are really short:

Maintenance session: 3-7 minutes.
I'm into it session: 12-20 minutes.

I'm pretty happy with the lengths of my sessions though. Having sessions this short allows me to masturbate as much as I want in a day without it affecting my schedule. I have never attempted nor wanted to go longer than 20 mins. Even if you told me the nut feels amazing, I feel it's a waste of time that could be better spent doing something else.

Well, that'd only makes sense if you spent those 5 years masturbating non stop. Since that would've killed you via lack of sleep, it doesn't count. But seriously, you alright?



What is maintenance session? (._. )?



I agree with you there. I wish I could finish as fast as you and save the time for other things... ( ; ~ ; )

I can best describe it with an analogy: Suppose you have a box of your favorite cookies (mine are Oreos) on your table. A maintenance session is like having a bite of one cookie before you leave the house for work while a "I'm Into It" session is like having 4 or 5 cookies with a glass of milk. In other words, a maintenance session is just something I do to get a small taste of the feeling I get when I orgasm.

Yes but actually no. Yes the nutting issue is common with diabetics.

Ah I did not know that before.
Maybe I should to some reading up on that condition.

I'm somewhat confused people apperently masturbate at work... (._. )?

I like to edge and usually build up for 1-2 hours depending on how much free time I have and even my quickies are usually 30 - 60 minutes. When I was younger, I'd masturbate for hours almost every night but now only have time to go for the 3-4 hour faps one or two nights a week. On weekends, I'll generally get in one or two marathon sessions and edge for as long as I can.

A wizard arrives precisely when he means to

I bet it happens quite frequently, especially in a stressful office
environment. I did it myself, by jerking off regularly in a factory
shower at the end of my shift.

For that matter, plenty of horny teenagers probably rub one out
in the school restroom during breaks and lunches.

The cum must flow.

I was never quick enough to achive that... (._. )

I never did it at school (amazingly), but on one occasion, while I was waiting for
the school bus, I felt such an urgent need to fap that I ducked into the restroom
of a grimy service station and dropped a big load in the sink almost as soon as
I pulled my cock out. It took no time at all (and it was pretty exciting).

It's my belief that most teenage guys who ask to be excused to the bathroom
in the middle of class are actually nipping off for a quick wank.

I usually take at least an hour, so that wouldn't have worked for me at all.

You never rubbed out a quickie? Not even as a horny, libidinous teenager?

Nope. I didn't even get into masturbation before I turned 18 anyway. Was kind of slow in that regard...

bruh if not your arm hurting, how the fuck does your dick not hurt?