How long is ur dick OR how big is ur boobs

Actually I only have one leg the other one is my penis.

wat...

insert random penis joke about being over or under sized.

32C

6 inches of pure Fakku goodness.

My penis is 35 gallons long and 3.5 hours wide.

I lol'd.

AI HAZ TEH MUSCEL BEWBZ.

DIckless?

Length is a pretty standard measurement, base to tip. I got a full 7 inches. But how do you want the girth measured in radius or diameter or perhaps circumference? Standards need to be set for this to be fair. Oh but I'm American. Oh ya and I don't have any boobs just a bit of muscle so about a 41 inch chest.

or blunt force trama
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and I'm a Triple D minus 2.

I like how you added the .253 inches :p

MY penis csan only be summoned when the 7 Jewels of the Earth and Heaven are brought together. Considering that it has many minons and genreals...and ruled the Earth for 2 Centries, So I presume its powerfull and big. Though, the fact it was sealed away by Sigrefrid and the 5 Guardians of Avo and put into the Jewles in the first place is slightly dishearting, I'm sure another band of adventures won't be able to stop it agian.

Currently the Jewels is gathered by 5 dopes who think it will seal away my Right hand man Right Testie...but they surely fall. Surely!

So right now you don't have one then?

It exists...but in a coperal realm. Its a husk of its former self on this realm....

So, like an empty condom then?

Boy, the ladies must love that.

Its so massive it requires it own realm. I'm pretty sure the ones that only care about size are satisfied..

I was referring more to it's current 'husk of it's former self' state.

My bad..there is a fetish for that though..I can't remember the name of it but, still there is always a fetish for anything.