lol wer do you come up with these?
my cusin had a siamese cat called lucy and we wer at his house having a bbq wen he saw another cat snooping around his garden so he picked up lucy and told me to watch this pointed lucy at the cat and said get it lucy lept so fast out of his hans and went after the other cat that my cusin fell over backwards and lucy was so fast her back legs were skidding round the gate post it was fucking mad we allstartedlaughing our heds off