Biohazard wrote...
A full pound burger patty covered in cheese! Grilled onions, five strips of bacon, all sandwiched between two crispy cream donuts!

Heart Attack anyone?
Seriously I think what it needs is a little moderation. Maybe smaller beef patty, less bacon. And the Doughnut sliced open like burger buns and you have a profitable invention. The McGriddle Killer. And maybe it wont be as dangerous as it really is.
Remember McD is doing its money by slowly killing off people. You don't want them to die before they blow couple of thousandths of dollars on your creation :)
Oh yeah then make merchandise! Shirts "I survived the Luther!" Hats in shape of beef, bacon, and cheese. Hell even your own video game where you give people the Luther. But not like that Sneak King crap.