Attempting to fuck a toaster? Real or made-up, I'll give that lots of style points.
Seriously, how stupid would you have to be to think that fucking a toaster would be a good idea? Act like the vast majority of the male populace and use your freakin' HAND.
Seriously, how stupid would you have to be to think that fucking a toaster would be a good idea? Act like the vast majority of the male populace and use your freakin' HAND.
Nope. A Darwin Award is needed here. It's nature's way of getting rid of all the dumbfucks out there and making humanity's gene pool that much cleaner. If you read some of these Darwin Award articles... no words can describe it except epic fail.