If you could have any useless power...

my useless power would be semi transparency

Hmm... i think your right

how about "power to make Fap yourself, without to lift a finger"

I'm stealing and altering yours, Rojin.

The power to be 100% sure if a girl is a virgin or not after I vaginally penetrated her.

Altered from Xil

The power to passively maintain a hard on 24/7 and gets a deboner when stimulated.

I'd have the power to..... THROW THINGS TO THE GROUND!


Which I have already. Which makes me a superhero or a supervillian.

Konojaro.. lol, it's useful.. not useless

It's useless because it'd always turn out "not a virgin" because his dick is inside her.

the power to change my thoughts of my own free will

The ability to instantly heal any damage I inflict upon my enemies when I hit them.

My hits can only heal the damage they cause, so no, I can't continuously punch an injured ally to heal them.

The power to leviatate myself 10cm from the ground for 1 second.

The power to see 1 second into the past...

To cast lvl 1 Cloaking

The power to know whenever someone talked about me (not what they said, just who said it and when).

Since the X-Men are considered superheroes, I would like to have the mutation of having the physical makeup of never needing to take a shit.

Lmao All Post On This Topic Are Hilarious Lol. But If I Could I Would Like The Ability To Create Worlds In Which Everyone Is Anime Animated And With Different Storys/Lives Etc. Is Pretty Much Like Creating A Manga Lol But You Can Live It By Your Own Rules/Thoughts :P

Of Course You Can Always Make A Manga And Make Yourself A Story Character In It And Have It Your Way To But Not Quite. More Like You Wake Up Next Morning And Appear Anime Animated In A World/Story You Created While Dreaming Or By Moment Dosn't Matter You Are There.

the power to see everything in anime-o-vision except yourself

The power to explode cans of Heinz Baked Beans

no, seriously :3

The power to type and click with my tounge so I can use both hands to fap.

I want the Midas Touch, except instead of gold everything gets a little bit uglier. I'd call it the Fugly Touch.

The power to make air visible