if you had tentacles...

I was watching the 4th installment of Taiamin Asagi and I got to thinking after finishing my rigorous fap, what if you had tentacles?

Would they be like a superpower, or a means for getting the remote when you too lazy to get up off the sofa, or would you use them to hoist Japanese women in the air, and fuck them senseless. (If you would do that would your tentacles ejaculate semen, or ink?)

Anyway this is what I think of when I'm sitting at home and the TV is broken.

If this is how you spend your free time, then you are a sick, sick person. :lol:

On that note, I'd be like Orgazmo. Except with more tentacle raep.

Such a hassle; I'd have to move to Japan and wait by some lonesome road at night, since eventually a bus-load of japanese school girls will pass by. Once their vehicle breaks down (which it will), I can get to work. Just gotta make sure that one of them isn't some magical girl in disguise, since getting those things cut off must probably hurt like a bitch.

I spewed my drink seeing this topic ahah.



^ I'd want to have like 30 of them though, so it'd be multiple women XD But I'd want to have them all suck back in afterwards so I could walk around liek normal. Girls would just think they are hanging out with another chick but then we'd all be together doing something and I would all be like WaHa! Go my tenticles penises LoL
Whats up with the squirting ink? LoL I totally have never seen that b4, which series does that? *wants to see*
I'd probably squirt white, but not semen, maybe like coconut milk or something so they smell tropical LoL

I'm a girl, what would I do with tentac...waaaait a minute! I'd totally please myself, for sure. Plus, I'd catch some guys and force them to have a big sex orgy with me. YAAAY! xD

First I would go around raping the shit out of innocent beautiful women with my ultra pleasing tentacle cocks, and then, I would impregnate them all with my ultra potent tentacle cum. I would wage war with the jealous men of the world and beat them effortlessly. As the men of the planet die out and my children are born I shall begin a new empire where the tentacle king RBZ rules all. All generations after that will be descendants of the tentacle king. Eventually one of my children will overthrow me and declare tentacles abominations and war will rise anew. In the end only the women of the human race remain, and so the lesbian era begins.

I'd masturbate with them.

Some guys have similar thingies. They just use them for all the wrong reasons ...

Hmm, if I had tentacles I'd probably freak out quite a bit and be like WTF Why do I have tentacles?!!!?! Then I would learn how to play the piano with them and lol@ all the noobs with less appendages.

Mmm...

I can think of quite a few things, but it depends on the kind of tentacles I would have. Cybernetic or Biological? What do they end in? (Penises, suckers, claws?) How long are they? How flexible? Muscle-to-fat ratio? Strength of the muscle in them?

As in, what I would do with cybernetic or biological tentacles that were extremely flexible and mostly if not all hard muscle that ended in claws would be incredibly different (Go someplace nice and populated and cut people to bloody ribbons) from cybernetic penises (Configure them to shoot plasma sperm.)

Someone will need to destroy me...I'll be one hell of a monster!



YEAH RIGHT?!

This.

Or the world would turn into a planet where only a few males exist as opposed to the large population of hot chicks.

Like in Girls Bravo. :P

You know it

HELL YAH!

Seconded.

This thread is now officially for tentacle pics.

...eh, you're the boss.

Ay, ay, captain!