Important Quotes

"Government is like a fire. If controlled, it is handy and almost needed.
If given too much, it consumes everything."

~ George Washington (Glenn Beck's version of the quote)

[2:32:08 AM] mangaka350: Doing it with your Cousin is incest right??? RIGHT???
[2:32:17 AM] Arcturus: ...uh...yeah
[2:32:24 AM] mangaka350: Damn...

Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.

"The mind is its own place and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
-John Milton

Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing.

Ron Swanson <3

"All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ."

- Big Smoke

Beautiful.

Hey pals, it's your best bud edibleghost dropping in to tell you how proud he is of how you've all carried his abomination of a thread to such a high post count and turned him into a cornerstone of this community.
Also a reminder, I'm not dead. Just wanted to clarify in case there was some speculation to the contrary.
Keep it up people, my ego'll be like a swollen like a spider bite if this one day hits a quarter million views.
Love and all the ruuuu's in the world.
-EG

[1:57:28 AM] Alexis: [1:57 AM] Giz:

<<< wish i were as kawaii as mostflogged tho, i'd be doin video shows in a snap thenPfft
[1:57:38 AM] Giz: << plus no money for fancy wigs
[1:57:39 AM] Cuntw0n: ART, I PLAY MAGIC THE GATHERING
[1:57:41 AM] Alexis: Wear panties and thigh highs
[1:57:44 AM] Giz: haha
[1:57:44 AM] Alexis: get views
[1:57:47 AM] Alexis: I COULD DO THAT.
[1:57:51 AM] Alexis: shits too easy
[1:57:52 AM] NO DICK DEEP DICK: Mostflogged?
[1:57:55 AM] Art: [1:57 AM] Alexis:

<<< I COULD DO THAT.please don't
[1:58:00 AM] Giz: yeah also don't wanna have that come up on some kinda background check of me
[1:58:03 AM] Giz: sothere's that
[1:58:04 AM] Art: [1:57 AM] Cuntw0n:

<<< ART, I PLAY MAGIC THE GATHERING:'D
[1:58:05 AM] NO DICK DEEP DICK: the review person on first page?
[1:58:08 AM] Giz: yeah
[1:58:10 AM] NO DICK DEEP DICK: meh
[1:58:15 AM] Alexis: [1:57 AM] Art:

<<< please don'tDon't be a pussy, Art.
[1:58:20 AM] Alexis: Bitches love that shit
[1:58:20 AM] NO DICK DEEP DICK: the review was kinda bad
[1:58:29 AM] Alexis: ^
[1:58:32 AM] Giz: yeah but given it's YT they can't show pics much
[1:58:34 AM] Art: i'm asking you not to because i'm scared i'll want t suck your dick more
[1:58:35 AM] Art: |:
[1:58:40 AM] Alexis: ...
[1:58:44 AM] Giz: wait wat
[1:58:47 AM] Giz: who
[1:58:50 AM] Nextor: [1:58 AM] Art:

<<< |:GB
[1:58:50 AM] Sneaky: [1:58 AM] Art:

<<< i'm asking you not to because i'm scared i'll want t suck your dick moreGAY
[1:58:52 AM] NO DICK DEEP DICK: [1:58 AM] Art:

<<< i'm asking you not to because i'm scared i'll want t suck your dick more.....
[1:58:52 AM] Nextor: 2IRC
[1:58:55 AM] Giz: i...don't even
[1:58:56 AM] NO DICK DEEP DICK: Get the fuck out

[6:13:04 PM] Sneakyone: My military boner is acting up

You need 10 lies to cover up one lie.

"The Ream And Scream Butt-plug is like 2 soda cans thick, THICK! This is a massive, Fucking butt-plug... And I want one."

~ Whynay Emnay
This is a huge-ASS butt plug, dude

[2:11:06 PM | Edited 2:11:08 PM] Lugo: computers fucking!

[2:17:55 PM] Gitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

"I cant take it anymore, laptop-chan."

*insert, release, insert*

"no.. no~.. pull out, USB-kun!"

"I'm gonna eject, laptop-chan."

"Dame-dayo, USB-kun! You haven't safely removed yet!"

"I love you, laptop-chan!"

"AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!"

xDDDD

"Bouncing is fun, just not for your breasts." - An ad.

Meanwhile, during a gunpla discussion in my Gundam/mecha chat...

[3:49:35 AM] w0n: y'know how it keeps 1 sword each in its fore-arm -doohickies?
[3:49:46 AM] art: and two on its back, yes
[3:49:55 AM] w0n: ignoring the two on the back
[3:49:56 AM] w0n: ok
[3:50:05 AM] w0n: the way the saber hilts fit in
[3:50:12 AM] art: it can hinge out
[3:50:14 AM] art: i know
[3:50:16 AM] w0n: the notch where the blade inserts-
[3:50:20 AM] art: you can take it out
[3:50:20 AM] w0n: will you shut the fuck up for 5 seconds
[3:50:24 AM] art: k
[3:50:25 AM] art: :3

Bored, so my impersonation of this. :V

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TnkSjfmKrp

at first I thought you're going to perform some gangsta rap lol

[6:50:30 PM] Bookih201: I've never heard neko talk
[6:50:31 PM] Bookih201: ever
[6:50:33 PM] Bookih201: EVER
[6:50:48 PM] Sexually Harrased Mouse: she sounds like potato salad

"The fuck dude, godzilla, DUDE"

- Egoraptor

[10:37:29 PM] Chakoulettou Purinsessu: i wanna cosplay lilith..
[10:39:13 PM] Art: Aensland?
[10:39:23 PM] Chakoulettou Purinsessu: yes
[10:40:40 PM] NEOSPORIN: I want to cosplay your executioner
[10:40:55 PM] Chakoulettou Purinsessu: i dont think thats realistic
[10:41:34 PM] NEOSPORIN: You're right, I already am your executioner
[10:41:35 PM] Alexis: You need to be flat for Lilith
[10:42:02 PM] Chakoulettou Purinsessu: i am flat
[10:42:27 PM] NEOSPORIN: You're also doomed
[10:42:36 PM] Alexis: butt isnt flat
[10:42:58 PM] NEOSPORIN: You should cosplay as God
[10:43:15 PM] NEOSPORIN: Because when I think of an imaginary character, I think of God
[10:43:29 PM] NEOSPORIN: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, TO ALL THE CHRISTIANS OUT THERE, YOU WANT SOME ICE FOR THAT SICK BURN
[10:43:33 PM] Chakoulettou Purinsessu: my butt cant help it
[10:43:57 PM] NEOSPORIN: Go biking
[10:44:04 PM] NEOSPORIN: Go do jumping jacks
[10:44:11 PM] NEOSPORIN: Do squats
[10:44:14 PM] NEOSPORIN: Fuck yea basketball
[10:44:31 PM] Chakoulettou Purinsessu: my butt isnt flatyou retard
[10:44:42 PM] NEOSPORIN: But is it toned?
[10:44:59 PM] Chakoulettou Purinsessu: is it
[10:45:09 PM] NEOSPORIN: Not toned enough
[10:45:09 PM] Alexis: Only you can answer that atm
[10:45:41 PM] NEOSPORIN: I go through a weird cycle where after three days of riding my bike, my buttocks are firm as hell
[10:46:00 PM] NEOSPORIN: And then if I go three days just not biking, it becomes gelatinous once more
[10:46:12 PM] NEOSPORIN: And having firm buttocks is very important
[10:46:19 PM] Chakoulettou Purinsessu: ..wow no one cares
[10:46:31 PM] NEOSPORIN: Because having firm buttocks helps you control the bike while riding with no handlebars
[10:46:52 PM] NEOSPORIN: That is all
[10:47:02 PM] Alexis: Is that how its done?
[10:47:08 PM] Alexis: Thats the secret?
[10:47:08 PM] NEOSPORIN: And also speed
[10:47:16 PM] NEOSPORIN: The real secret is speed and firm buttocks
[10:47:21 PM] Alexis: butt flexing and pacing...
[10:47:33 PM] NEOSPORIN: Like, you can control the whole bike with your butt, essentially
[10:47:45 PM] NEOSPORIN: But when it's all gelatinous and shit, it's still possible, but mad wobbly
[10:47:49 PM] Ian: ...
[10:47:54 PM] Alexis: ...
[10:47:56 PM] Ian: Are you retarded?
[10:47:57 PM] Alexis: This...
[10:48:01 PM] Alexis: Explains so much
[10:48:12 PM] Chakoulettou Purinsessu: DAS WHAT I SAID
[10:48:14 PM] NEOSPORIN: The main thing is still speed
[10:48:26 PM] NEOSPORIN: You should be going at a certain speed
[10:48:30 PM] Ian: It's in the balls of your feet, man.
[10:48:42 PM] NEOSPORIN: I can use my butt better
[10:49:20 PM] Ian: You actually have more control when you take your ass off the seat. Better range of motion.
[10:49:32 PM] NEOSPORIN: This is with no handlebars
[10:49:55 PM] NEOSPORIN: Going just onto the pedals is mad unbalanced as shit
[10:50:05 PM] Ian: Then combine the feet with core muscles.
[10:50:08 PM] Alexis: BUT CAN IT BE DONE?
[10:50:21 PM] NEOSPORIN: I know a guy who can ride a bike like a skateboard
[10:50:28 PM] NEOSPORIN: It was some sick shit
[10:50:36 PM] Ian: The crotch is a pivot point, but your legs do the steering--core for balance.
[10:50:39 PM] NEOSPORIN: His feet were both on the seat
[10:50:55 PM] NEOSPORIN: Yea, but if you're only on your feet like you said, it doesn't work. It's very unbalanced
[10:52:23 PM] Ian: I forgot about the "no handlebars" thing, but the point is that your ass isn't an important muscle. It's the range you can get with your legs, and the degree to which you can lean into/out of your maneuver.
[10:53:16 PM] NEOSPORIN: I can ride my bike with no handlebars and no pedals (after having reached a certain speed) as long as my butt's still part of that seat
[10:53:33 PM] NEOSPORIN: (And we all agree sharp turns while doing no handlebars is practically impossible)
[10:53:54 PM] NEOSPORIN: The legs help
[10:54:00 PM] NEOSPORIN: I'm just saying the butt's important
[10:54:40 PM] NEOSPORIN: Do you guys ride bikes that can't cruise or something?
[10:54:58 PM] Hairy Butt Koko: -blink-
[10:55:05 PM] NEOSPORIN: (If so, why would you do that to yourself)
[10:55:10 PM] Ian: I'm saying that the fulcrum provides no force. And, while coasting, it's ALL core muscles.
[10:55:17 PM] Hairy Butt Koko: you pussy!!!
[10:55:26 PM] Hairy Butt Koko: ono
[10:55:36 PM] Chakoulettou Purinsessu: yeah you pussy
[10:55:36 PM] Hairy Butt Koko: no one has a car~?
[10:55:41 PM] Alexis: I can't believe that this is a serious discussion.
[10:55:41 PM] Hairy Butt Koko: o.o
[10:55:44 PM] Chakoulettou Purinsessu: i have a car
[10:55:45 PM] NEOSPORIN: Oh, well, if you wanna KEEP riding the bike with no handlebars, yea, you gotta fucking pedal
[10:55:46 PM] Hairy Butt Koko: xD
[10:55:54 PM] Hairy Butt Koko: because ur cool choco
[10:55:58 PM] Ian: And, I don't coast often because I'm not used to it. Mountain biking background.
[10:56:14 PM] NEOSPORIN: I cruise on my mountain bike, ironically