Important Quotes
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Aneko-chan
Random Game Developer
Tsamari wrote...
[color=#ff69b4][3:58:35 AM] Tsamari: I think I went a little in insane when I got my hair cut *thinks* Noope never mind, I've been like this.[3:58:43 AM] Chris: youre fine either way, dont sweat it
[3:59:05 AM] Tsamari: And yes, Asa. You may call me "Onii-sama" *holds out arms*
[3:59:14 AM] Chris: *spouts noodles
[3:59:19 AM] Chris: e-eeh
[3:59:33 AM] Chris: waitwhathowwhydiditcometothis?!
[3:59:55 AM] Tsamari: COME TO YOUR ONII-SAMA!!!!
[4:00:00 AM] Tsamari: SHOW ME THE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!
..... the fuq d-did i just read?
People sometimes ask me why i enjoy going to fakku from time to time... i should show them this more often :)
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Tsamari
C.E.O of Pancakes
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[7:49:06 PM] Misaki Chi: Meep
[7:49:36 PM] Prince Hamlet: heyo, misachi!
[7:49:42 PM] Alice: misa!!!!
[7:49:46 PM] Alice: i wanna grab your boobs again
[7:49:50 PM] Alice: this time without the bra!
[7:49:52 PM] Misaki Chi: XD
[7:50:11 PM] Prince Hamlet: ohmai o3o
[7:50:20 PM] Tsamari: "misa!!!!
i wanna grab your boobs again
this time without the bra!"
wtf happen you two
[7:50:31 PM] Prince Hamlet: shush! This is good things o3o
[7:50:34 PM] Misaki Chi: Lol we had "fun" ;3
[7:50:43 PM] Tsamari: o3o
[7:51:21 PM] Misaki Chi: And alice yours are so perky and adorable >w<
[7:51:23 PM] Prince Hamlet: I like where this is going where this seems to have went o3o
[7:51:41 PM] Misaki Chi: Like bouncy marshmellows
[7:51:46 PM] Tsamari: I'm the next one that gets to see Misa o3o
[7:51:49 PM] Alice: >W<
[7:52:08 PM] Alice: i like my boobies
[7:52:16 PM] Misaki Chi: glomps alice Tsamari and prince
[7:52:47 PM] Prince Hamlet: I am enjoying this conversation o3o)b
[7:52:51 PM] Prince Hamlet: hughug
[7:53:19 PM] Tsamari: as do I o3o
[7:53:45 PM] Misaki Chi: Oh! But Alice's butt is the best! It's so perfect x3
[7:54:05 PM | Edited 7:54:11 PM] Misaki Chi: I'll need to test it next time x,D
[7:54:20 PM] Haaku: Uh....wat is going on?
[7:54:24 PM] Prince Hamlet: o:
[7:54:31 PM] Prince Hamlet: good things are happening
[7:54:40 PM] Tsamari: Uh....wat is going on?don't ask, just watch o3o
[7:54:43 PM] Haaku: I can see =w=
[7:49:06 PM] Misaki Chi: Meep
[7:49:36 PM] Prince Hamlet: heyo, misachi!
[7:49:42 PM] Alice: misa!!!!
[7:49:46 PM] Alice: i wanna grab your boobs again
[7:49:50 PM] Alice: this time without the bra!
[7:49:52 PM] Misaki Chi: XD
[7:50:11 PM] Prince Hamlet: ohmai o3o
[7:50:20 PM] Tsamari: "misa!!!!
i wanna grab your boobs again
this time without the bra!"
wtf happen you two
[7:50:31 PM] Prince Hamlet: shush! This is good things o3o
[7:50:34 PM] Misaki Chi: Lol we had "fun" ;3
[7:50:43 PM] Tsamari: o3o
[7:51:21 PM] Misaki Chi: And alice yours are so perky and adorable >w<
[7:51:23 PM] Prince Hamlet: I like where this is going where this seems to have went o3o
[7:51:41 PM] Misaki Chi: Like bouncy marshmellows
[7:51:46 PM] Tsamari: I'm the next one that gets to see Misa o3o
[7:51:49 PM] Alice: >W<
[7:52:08 PM] Alice: i like my boobies
[7:52:16 PM] Misaki Chi: glomps alice Tsamari and prince
[7:52:47 PM] Prince Hamlet: I am enjoying this conversation o3o)b
[7:52:51 PM] Prince Hamlet: hughug
[7:53:19 PM] Tsamari: as do I o3o
[7:53:45 PM] Misaki Chi: Oh! But Alice's butt is the best! It's so perfect x3
[7:54:05 PM | Edited 7:54:11 PM] Misaki Chi: I'll need to test it next time x,D
[7:54:20 PM] Haaku: Uh....wat is going on?
[7:54:24 PM] Prince Hamlet: o:
[7:54:31 PM] Prince Hamlet: good things are happening
[7:54:40 PM] Tsamari: Uh....wat is going on?don't ask, just watch o3o
[7:54:43 PM] Haaku: I can see =w=
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Tsamari
C.E.O of Pancakes
[2:43:25 PM] Tsamari: Chuuu Chuuu!
[2:43:37 PM] Christie Montiero: like a train?
[2:43:44 PM] Tsamari: Yup~
[2:44:28 PM] Christie Montiero: awesome!
[2:46:07 PM] Tsamari: lol
[2:47:06 PM] Christie Montiero: well then
[2:47:10 PM] Christie Montiero: hows it chuuing
[2:47:54 PM] Tsamari: The chuuing is good
[2:48:30 PM] Christie Montiero: noice~
[2:49:12 PM] Tsamari: It's noice chuu~~
[2:49:24 PM] Tsamari: Get it right chuu
[2:49:40 PM] Tsamari: God chuu >_>
[2:49:46 PM] enosu: i think he doesn't speak our language chuu
[2:49:58 PM] Tsamari: What the chuu?
[2:50:32 PM] enosu: Chuu~
[2:50:41 PM] Christie Montiero: Chuutastic
[2:51:14 PM] Tsamari: 10/chuu
[2:52:01 PM] Christie Montiero: Awesome/chuu
[2:53:41 PM] Tsamari: Two chuus walk into a bar
[2:55:16 PM] Misaki Chi: https://occamsrazormag.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/cthulhu.jpg
[2:55:32 PM] enosu: It's Chuutulhu!
[2:55:33 PM] Misaki Chi: seriously what I was thinking with all of the chuu's
[2:55:38 PM] Misaki Chi: =P
[2:56:54 PM] Tsamari: hahaha xD
[2:57:09 PM] Tsamari: God of the Chuu
[2:58:22 PM] Misaki Chi: Cthulhu is love, cthulhu is live ()3()
[2:59:16 PM] Tsamari: All hail cthulhu!
[2:43:37 PM] Christie Montiero: like a train?
[2:43:44 PM] Tsamari: Yup~
[2:44:28 PM] Christie Montiero: awesome!
[2:46:07 PM] Tsamari: lol
[2:47:06 PM] Christie Montiero: well then
[2:47:10 PM] Christie Montiero: hows it chuuing
[2:47:54 PM] Tsamari: The chuuing is good
[2:48:30 PM] Christie Montiero: noice~
[2:49:12 PM] Tsamari: It's noice chuu~~
[2:49:24 PM] Tsamari: Get it right chuu
[2:49:40 PM] Tsamari: God chuu >_>
[2:49:46 PM] enosu: i think he doesn't speak our language chuu
[2:49:58 PM] Tsamari: What the chuu?
[2:50:32 PM] enosu: Chuu~
[2:50:41 PM] Christie Montiero: Chuutastic
[2:51:14 PM] Tsamari: 10/chuu
[2:52:01 PM] Christie Montiero: Awesome/chuu
[2:53:41 PM] Tsamari: Two chuus walk into a bar
[2:55:16 PM] Misaki Chi: https://occamsrazormag.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/cthulhu.jpg
[2:55:32 PM] enosu: It's Chuutulhu!
[2:55:33 PM] Misaki Chi: seriously what I was thinking with all of the chuu's
[2:55:38 PM] Misaki Chi: =P
[2:56:54 PM] Tsamari: hahaha xD
[2:57:09 PM] Tsamari: God of the Chuu
[2:58:22 PM] Misaki Chi: Cthulhu is love, cthulhu is live ()3()
[2:59:16 PM] Tsamari: All hail cthulhu!
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MrTickTock
Vanguard of NTR
[12:52:28 AM] John: so youve follen for the definition of the psyco bitch
[12:52:31 AM] John: alrighty then
[12:53:00 AM] John: and i thought i was nuts going for a pink hair psyco bitch
[12:53:14 AM] Tsamari: pink hair, pink eyes, bat shit crazy, Shes adorable... In a psychetic type of way.
[12:54:42 AM] John: yeah, she nuts, more so then junko
[12:55:08 AM] Tsamari: lol
[12:55:16 AM] John: different types of nuts
[12:55:23 AM] John: one is a peanut, the other a coconut
[12:55:30 AM] John: but both still nuts
[12:55:34 AM] Tsamari: lol
[12:56:55 AM] Tsamari: Hi, at least Yuno with a smile on her face... and blood
[12:57:08 AM] Tsamari: but just a little
[12:57:29 AM] John: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1kxmo2MMiZw/maxresdefault.jpg
[12:57:34 AM] John: smile:check
[12:57:39 AM] John: blood:check
[12:58:46 AM] Tsamari: https://cs.sankakucomplex .com/data/71/16/71165845f900f106b87ad6b6607f6d72.jpg?1167741
[12:59:10 AM] John: http://media.giphy.com/media/1456Bqdl5HCE7e/giphy.gif
[1:02:08 AM] Tsamari: No, that sexy, In psychetic type of way.
[12:52:31 AM] John: alrighty then
[12:53:00 AM] John: and i thought i was nuts going for a pink hair psyco bitch
[12:53:14 AM] Tsamari: pink hair, pink eyes, bat shit crazy, Shes adorable... In a psychetic type of way.
[12:54:42 AM] John: yeah, she nuts, more so then junko
[12:55:08 AM] Tsamari: lol
[12:55:16 AM] John: different types of nuts
[12:55:23 AM] John: one is a peanut, the other a coconut
[12:55:30 AM] John: but both still nuts
[12:55:34 AM] Tsamari: lol
[12:56:55 AM] Tsamari: Hi, at least Yuno with a smile on her face... and blood
[12:57:08 AM] Tsamari: but just a little
[12:57:29 AM] John: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1kxmo2MMiZw/maxresdefault.jpg
[12:57:34 AM] John: smile:check
[12:57:39 AM] John: blood:check
[12:58:46 AM] Tsamari: https://cs.sankakucomplex .com/data/71/16/71165845f900f106b87ad6b6607f6d72.jpg?1167741
[12:59:10 AM] John: http://media.giphy.com/media/1456Bqdl5HCE7e/giphy.gif
[1:02:08 AM] Tsamari: No, that sexy, In psychetic type of way.
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Misaki_Chi
Fakku Nurse
MrTickTock wrote...
Misaki_Chi: "I like my loli and dirty old men."January 22 12:08 am
Jerk -3-
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Tsamari
C.E.O of Pancakes
echoeagle3 wrote...
Math is the bane of my existence. Like seriously, if I was to meet a loli futa who is a math genius I would spontaneously combust.
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MrTickTock
Vanguard of NTR
laziness is the mother of all bad habbits, but she is still a mother so we should respect her
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Tsamari
C.E.O of Pancakes
[4:23:19 AM] John: i wish i was a girl
[4:23:30 AM] John: so many cute things i want to wear
[4:23:43 AM] John: O-O did i just say that
[4:23:56 AM] John: NO
[4:23:56 AM] Tsamari: Yes
[4:24:04 AM] John: IM A MAN
[4:24:21 AM] John: I LIKE BEER BOOBS SPORTS
[4:24:25 AM] John: MAN!
[4:24:30 AM] John: ...
[4:24:33 AM] John: fuck no
[4:24:39 AM] John: give me the skirt
[4:24:50 AM] John: ill be kawaii
[4:24:58 AM] Tsamari: ....
[4:29:30 AM] John: uhhh i want to wear things like a maids outfit
[4:29:33 AM] John: stockings
[4:29:45 AM] John: striped pantes
[4:29:51 AM] John: huuuuh
[4:29:54 AM] John: O-O
[4:29:59 AM] John: i need to stop
[4:30:08 AM] John: my alter ego is coming out
[4:30:18 AM] John: jannet no, back in your cage
[4:30:23 AM] John: but its cold in there
[4:30:33 AM] John: and only 2 puppies
[4:30:36 AM] John: NO
[4:30:38 AM] Tsamari: lol
[4:30:41 AM] John: BACK IN THE CAGE
[4:30:42 AM] Tsamari: Nah, it's fine
[4:30:53 AM] John: sorry about her
[4:30:54 AM] John: hehe
[4:31:09 AM] Tsamari: I mean you're talking to the guy that's trying to pass a Dakimakura as living expenses xP
[4:31:17 AM] John: it so is
[4:31:25 AM] Tsamari: I know right O_O
[4:31:57 AM] John: i really dont know why she hates the cage, its nice, it has ac, its roomy, 1 bed 2 bath,
[4:32:02 AM] John: its more than i have out here
[4:32:08 AM] John: and it has 2 puppies
[4:32:10 AM] John: 2
[4:32:11 AM] John: puppies
[4:32:15 AM] John: and she wants more
[4:32:21 AM] John: shes needie
[4:32:32 AM] Tsamari: oh cool, she has 2 dogs?! o-o
[4:32:51 AM] John: a corgi/husky mix and a black lab
[4:32:59 AM] Tsamari: kickass
[4:33:12 AM] John: she lives a nice life
[4:33:22 AM] Tsamari: Luck Girl
[4:33:28 AM] John: a LOT better than the "ticktock" who is a asswhole
[4:33:40 AM] John: like the real "ticktock" that is pure evil
[4:33:48 AM] John: is bound like crowly was
[4:34:10 AM] John: that is the state of my alter egos
[4:34:20 AM] John: you have John, in control
[4:34:24 AM] John: ticktock bound
[4:34:33 AM] John: jannet playing with dogs
[4:34:59 AM] John: that is laberanth that is my mind when it comes to my personalitys
[4:35:18 AM] John: its great when i sleep sometimes
[4:35:24 AM] Tsamari: Sounds like it
[4:35:35 AM] John: wish you could actually going peoples minds
[4:35:46 AM] John: go into*
[4:36:19 AM] John: like you would have a blast in here and see everything i see things and visit the house on a hill
[4:36:33 AM] John: see the world as i molded/destroyed it
[4:36:44 AM] John: science make this a reality damn it
[4:36:57 AM] John: aaron needs to see my mind
[4:37:35 AM] Tsamari: um...
[4:37:45 AM] Tsamari: maybe
[4:37:46 AM] John: he resonded
[4:38:01 AM] John: i thought you were ignoring me or something lol
[4:38:15 AM] John: but no joke, it would be fun if we could do that
[4:38:33 AM] Tsamari: You forgot to say "But it's not like I care or anything, Baka"
[4:23:30 AM] John: so many cute things i want to wear
[4:23:43 AM] John: O-O did i just say that
[4:23:56 AM] John: NO
[4:23:56 AM] Tsamari: Yes
[4:24:04 AM] John: IM A MAN
[4:24:21 AM] John: I LIKE BEER BOOBS SPORTS
[4:24:25 AM] John: MAN!
[4:24:30 AM] John: ...
[4:24:33 AM] John: fuck no
[4:24:39 AM] John: give me the skirt
[4:24:50 AM] John: ill be kawaii
[4:24:58 AM] Tsamari: ....
[4:29:30 AM] John: uhhh i want to wear things like a maids outfit
[4:29:33 AM] John: stockings
[4:29:45 AM] John: striped pantes
[4:29:51 AM] John: huuuuh
[4:29:54 AM] John: O-O
[4:29:59 AM] John: i need to stop
[4:30:08 AM] John: my alter ego is coming out
[4:30:18 AM] John: jannet no, back in your cage
[4:30:23 AM] John: but its cold in there
[4:30:33 AM] John: and only 2 puppies
[4:30:36 AM] John: NO
[4:30:38 AM] Tsamari: lol
[4:30:41 AM] John: BACK IN THE CAGE
[4:30:42 AM] Tsamari: Nah, it's fine
[4:30:53 AM] John: sorry about her
[4:30:54 AM] John: hehe
[4:31:09 AM] Tsamari: I mean you're talking to the guy that's trying to pass a Dakimakura as living expenses xP
[4:31:17 AM] John: it so is
[4:31:25 AM] Tsamari: I know right O_O
[4:31:57 AM] John: i really dont know why she hates the cage, its nice, it has ac, its roomy, 1 bed 2 bath,
[4:32:02 AM] John: its more than i have out here
[4:32:08 AM] John: and it has 2 puppies
[4:32:10 AM] John: 2
[4:32:11 AM] John: puppies
[4:32:15 AM] John: and she wants more
[4:32:21 AM] John: shes needie
[4:32:32 AM] Tsamari: oh cool, she has 2 dogs?! o-o
[4:32:51 AM] John: a corgi/husky mix and a black lab
[4:32:59 AM] Tsamari: kickass
[4:33:12 AM] John: she lives a nice life
[4:33:22 AM] Tsamari: Luck Girl
[4:33:28 AM] John: a LOT better than the "ticktock" who is a asswhole
[4:33:40 AM] John: like the real "ticktock" that is pure evil
[4:33:48 AM] John: is bound like crowly was
[4:34:10 AM] John: that is the state of my alter egos
[4:34:20 AM] John: you have John, in control
[4:34:24 AM] John: ticktock bound
[4:34:33 AM] John: jannet playing with dogs
[4:34:59 AM] John: that is laberanth that is my mind when it comes to my personalitys
[4:35:18 AM] John: its great when i sleep sometimes
[4:35:24 AM] Tsamari: Sounds like it
[4:35:35 AM] John: wish you could actually going peoples minds
[4:35:46 AM] John: go into*
[4:36:19 AM] John: like you would have a blast in here and see everything i see things and visit the house on a hill
[4:36:33 AM] John: see the world as i molded/destroyed it
[4:36:44 AM] John: science make this a reality damn it
[4:36:57 AM] John: aaron needs to see my mind
[4:37:35 AM] Tsamari: um...
[4:37:45 AM] Tsamari: maybe
[4:37:46 AM] John: he resonded
[4:38:01 AM] John: i thought you were ignoring me or something lol
[4:38:15 AM] John: but no joke, it would be fun if we could do that
[4:38:33 AM] Tsamari: You forgot to say "But it's not like I care or anything, Baka"
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One of my workmates wrote...
Welp.. if you want someone really, really dead, don't bitch "OMG You're a fgt you have no life retard pleas die lelelelel" on the internet like some shitty-ass troll. You know.. you need to grow some metaphorical testicles, aka fucking BALLS, and take his life like a fucking boss.
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BlinkXPoke
Cards and Hugs abound
Probably the best conversation in the untap community. It's too bad I wasn't a part of it.
Femme_fatale : MtG can go into sexy territory. Just think about Lili x Chandra.
14 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : noooooooooooooooooooooo
14 minutes ago
Hardmangg : so strip poker qualifies as a topic then
14 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : lili x nissa
14 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : The art that isn't them but totes is...
14 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : is so much better
13 minutes ago
Dalektable : Let's all be honest though, every one of you would bang liliana.
13 minutes ago
Dang : all about garruk x gideon
13 minutes ago
Dang : oh god what have i done
13 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : ...
13 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : I can totes see that.
13 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : nooo
13 minutes ago
Hardmangg : lillian can suck out my soul any day
13 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : Idk... Lili isn't really my kind of person...
13 minutes ago
Dang : i weild too much power on the internet
13 minutes ago
Dang : *wield
13 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Lili x Chandra because Lili's BDSM fetish would fuel chandra's fire.
12 minutes ago
Harpers : gideon would be demolished
12 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : i dont see that
12 minutes ago
Hardmangg : good call, we should get together and play this out irl
12 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Nissa's more the kind of girl who'd do it out of necessity. She's green after all.
12 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : chandras all out freedom i dont think she would like being tied down
12 minutes ago
Dalektable : If we want to talk about actual MTG stuff, what are your thoughts on mono blue tron in modern? I've been playing burn, but i really like tron my only problem with it is it has a pretty hard time with aggro
12 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Lili'd do it out of power.
12 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : you right
11 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : No no beyonce, for red it is about desire.
11 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : but for chandra its about freedom i feel
11 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Red is giving in to lust and desire. So Chandra basically has no morals.
11 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : hahahaha
11 minutes ago
Dang : guys what about a threeway between garruk, gideon, and ajani i mean bara
11 minutes ago
Archanist : why not elspeth
10 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : BARA
10 minutes ago
Hardmangg : might as well toss in sarkhan in dragon form
10 minutes ago
Dalektable : Garruk doing anyone is something i dont want to picture
10 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : i almost just spit out my juice
10 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Elspeth ...
10 minutes ago
Dalektable : Gideon is the classic highschool jock i feel
10 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Elspeth is Lili's slave.
10 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : yeah
10 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Gideon=chuck norris
10 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : i feel taht
10 minutes ago
Dang : and tezzeret come on bara robot
10 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : lili x elspeth
10 minutes ago
Dang : imagine if chibi robo was bara robo
10 minutes ago
Hardmangg : karn be summoning forth his darksteel colossus
9 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : we all know the true hunk of the mtg boys is venser
9 minutes ago
Dalektable : Basically just a big PW orgy
9 minutes ago
Dalektable : While Tibalt is in the corner filming it all because the other walkers won't let him join
9 minutes ago
Dang : venser's dead tho
9 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : Vensers Sideburns better be an artifact in the next unset
9 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : I have an entire XXX world for the MtG girls playing on in my head.
9 minutes ago
Hardmangg : time travel breh
9 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : not necesserily
9 minutes ago
Dang : venser's lifeless corpse
9 minutes ago
Dang : in the mix
9 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : honestly
9 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : The story has been filling itself out for the past few months
9 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : id do tibalt
9 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : id be so into it
8 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : omg a perfect straight ship for once
8 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : liliana x tibalt
8 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : the demon duo of dominara
8 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : I don't see that
8 minutes ago
Dang : for some reason i always subconsciously shipped jace and chandra even though it won't ever happen
8 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : They'd be vying too much for power.
8 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : So, you want to learn the secrets of time travel... Vheshshenyz... So, you want to learn the secrets of time travel?
8 minutes ago
Dalektable : Lili would get pissed and just fucking kill tibalt
8 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Jace gets no action.
8 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Jace is the asexual.
8 minutes ago
Dalektable : Tibalt seems way too annoying for her
8 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : i feel like they would be a mr and mrs smith type couple
8 minutes ago
Dang : even though jace and liliana was canon for some time
7 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : and it fits into liliana's bdsm
7 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : cause tibalt loves pain
7 minutes ago
Hardmangg : jace gets what he wants from you anyways, mind sculptor you know
7 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : seriously, jace and lili
7 minutes ago
Hardmangg : he bends your mind to his desieres
7 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : No
7 minutes ago
Dalektable : Do ya think so? Jace seems like the really hot nerd. But he also seems like an asexual.
7 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : Thats in Agents of Artifice
7 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Jace is the one character that gets no sex.
7 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : i can see jace as an asexual
7 minutes ago
Dang : jace doesn't have time nor the need, probably
7 minutes ago
Dang : you know
7 minutes ago
Dang : maintaining ravnica and all
7 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : The Mindsculpted is displeased with this developement
7 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Elspeth will slowly turn into boros, as she finds out that she's an exhibitionist.
6 minutes ago
Nanovia : if cyber rape was a thing I feel it.
6 minutes ago
Dang : Elspeth surrounds herself with men
6 minutes ago
Dang : i mean come on
6 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : oh my god
6 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : if it tibalt was in the mtg movie
5 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : he could totally be played by johnny depp
5 minutes ago
Dang : every single elspeth has been able to create a 1/1 soldier
5 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Nah, she just likes to be seen. Gangbang comes much later.
5 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : Tibalt needs to be in the movie and fall of a cliff to his death :/
5 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : *off
5 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : As she slowly falls and succumbs.
5 minutes ago
Hardmangg : who would bentdick cumonhersnatch play
5 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : idk why but i love tibalt
5 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : he's one of my favorites i love him
5 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : I still owe one of my friends a Foiled Tibalt
4 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : >.<
4 minutes ago
Dang : barnicle cucumber would play tezzeret duh
4 minutes ago
Hardmangg : well
4 minutes ago
Hardmangg : seing as how he v/o smaug
4 minutes ago
Hardmangg : he would prob make a good bolas
4 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : i was gonna say the same thing
4 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : or perhaps ugin?
4 minutes ago
Hardmangg : espn
3 minutes ago
Hardmangg : we haev
3 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : The main reason elspeth would start to slowly fall and succumb into becoming a whore is because she'd gradually start to find out that sex helps her forget all the horrible things she experienced in her past.
2 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : thats uncomfortably deep
56 seconds ago
Femme_fatale : It fits.
30 seconds ago
Darriusn7 : Well, considering Elspeth is dead...
23 seconds ago
Dang : not unless you keep them alive in your heart
8 seconds ago
Femme_fatale : We are all assuming she never died or came back :p
4 seconds ago
Femme_fatale : MtG can go into sexy territory. Just think about Lili x Chandra.
14 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : noooooooooooooooooooooo
14 minutes ago
Hardmangg : so strip poker qualifies as a topic then
14 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : lili x nissa
14 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : The art that isn't them but totes is...
14 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : is so much better
13 minutes ago
Dalektable : Let's all be honest though, every one of you would bang liliana.
13 minutes ago
Dang : all about garruk x gideon
13 minutes ago
Dang : oh god what have i done
13 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : ...
13 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : I can totes see that.
13 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : nooo
13 minutes ago
Hardmangg : lillian can suck out my soul any day
13 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : Idk... Lili isn't really my kind of person...
13 minutes ago
Dang : i weild too much power on the internet
13 minutes ago
Dang : *wield
13 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Lili x Chandra because Lili's BDSM fetish would fuel chandra's fire.
12 minutes ago
Harpers : gideon would be demolished
12 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : i dont see that
12 minutes ago
Hardmangg : good call, we should get together and play this out irl
12 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Nissa's more the kind of girl who'd do it out of necessity. She's green after all.
12 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : chandras all out freedom i dont think she would like being tied down
12 minutes ago
Dalektable : If we want to talk about actual MTG stuff, what are your thoughts on mono blue tron in modern? I've been playing burn, but i really like tron my only problem with it is it has a pretty hard time with aggro
12 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Lili'd do it out of power.
12 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : you right
11 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : No no beyonce, for red it is about desire.
11 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : but for chandra its about freedom i feel
11 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Red is giving in to lust and desire. So Chandra basically has no morals.
11 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : hahahaha
11 minutes ago
Dang : guys what about a threeway between garruk, gideon, and ajani i mean bara
11 minutes ago
Archanist : why not elspeth
10 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : BARA
10 minutes ago
Hardmangg : might as well toss in sarkhan in dragon form
10 minutes ago
Dalektable : Garruk doing anyone is something i dont want to picture
10 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : i almost just spit out my juice
10 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Elspeth ...
10 minutes ago
Dalektable : Gideon is the classic highschool jock i feel
10 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Elspeth is Lili's slave.
10 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : yeah
10 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Gideon=chuck norris
10 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : i feel taht
10 minutes ago
Dang : and tezzeret come on bara robot
10 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : lili x elspeth
10 minutes ago
Dang : imagine if chibi robo was bara robo
10 minutes ago
Hardmangg : karn be summoning forth his darksteel colossus
9 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : we all know the true hunk of the mtg boys is venser
9 minutes ago
Dalektable : Basically just a big PW orgy
9 minutes ago
Dalektable : While Tibalt is in the corner filming it all because the other walkers won't let him join
9 minutes ago
Dang : venser's dead tho
9 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : Vensers Sideburns better be an artifact in the next unset
9 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : I have an entire XXX world for the MtG girls playing on in my head.
9 minutes ago
Hardmangg : time travel breh
9 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : not necesserily
9 minutes ago
Dang : venser's lifeless corpse
9 minutes ago
Dang : in the mix
9 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : honestly
9 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : The story has been filling itself out for the past few months
9 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : id do tibalt
9 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : id be so into it
8 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : omg a perfect straight ship for once
8 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : liliana x tibalt
8 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : the demon duo of dominara
8 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : I don't see that
8 minutes ago
Dang : for some reason i always subconsciously shipped jace and chandra even though it won't ever happen
8 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : They'd be vying too much for power.
8 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : So, you want to learn the secrets of time travel... Vheshshenyz... So, you want to learn the secrets of time travel?
8 minutes ago
Dalektable : Lili would get pissed and just fucking kill tibalt
8 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Jace gets no action.
8 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Jace is the asexual.
8 minutes ago
Dalektable : Tibalt seems way too annoying for her
8 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : i feel like they would be a mr and mrs smith type couple
8 minutes ago
Dang : even though jace and liliana was canon for some time
7 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : and it fits into liliana's bdsm
7 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : cause tibalt loves pain
7 minutes ago
Hardmangg : jace gets what he wants from you anyways, mind sculptor you know
7 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : seriously, jace and lili
7 minutes ago
Hardmangg : he bends your mind to his desieres
7 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : No
7 minutes ago
Dalektable : Do ya think so? Jace seems like the really hot nerd. But he also seems like an asexual.
7 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : Thats in Agents of Artifice
7 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Jace is the one character that gets no sex.
7 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : i can see jace as an asexual
7 minutes ago
Dang : jace doesn't have time nor the need, probably
7 minutes ago
Dang : you know
7 minutes ago
Dang : maintaining ravnica and all
7 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : The Mindsculpted is displeased with this developement
7 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Elspeth will slowly turn into boros, as she finds out that she's an exhibitionist.
6 minutes ago
Nanovia : if cyber rape was a thing I feel it.
6 minutes ago
Dang : Elspeth surrounds herself with men
6 minutes ago
Dang : i mean come on
6 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : oh my god
6 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : if it tibalt was in the mtg movie
5 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : he could totally be played by johnny depp
5 minutes ago
Dang : every single elspeth has been able to create a 1/1 soldier
5 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : Nah, she just likes to be seen. Gangbang comes much later.
5 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : Tibalt needs to be in the movie and fall of a cliff to his death :/
5 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : *off
5 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : As she slowly falls and succumbs.
5 minutes ago
Hardmangg : who would bentdick cumonhersnatch play
5 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : idk why but i love tibalt
5 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : he's one of my favorites i love him
5 minutes ago
Nayrash5 : I still owe one of my friends a Foiled Tibalt
4 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : >.<
4 minutes ago
Dang : barnicle cucumber would play tezzeret duh
4 minutes ago
Hardmangg : well
4 minutes ago
Hardmangg : seing as how he v/o smaug
4 minutes ago
Hardmangg : he would prob make a good bolas
4 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : i was gonna say the same thing
4 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : or perhaps ugin?
4 minutes ago
Hardmangg : espn
3 minutes ago
Hardmangg : we haev
3 minutes ago
Femme_fatale : The main reason elspeth would start to slowly fall and succumb into becoming a whore is because she'd gradually start to find out that sex helps her forget all the horrible things she experienced in her past.
2 minutes ago
Beyonce_vevo : thats uncomfortably deep
56 seconds ago
Femme_fatale : It fits.
30 seconds ago
Darriusn7 : Well, considering Elspeth is dead...
23 seconds ago
Dang : not unless you keep them alive in your heart
8 seconds ago
Femme_fatale : We are all assuming she never died or came back :p
4 seconds ago
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Revelation
Defender of DFC
[2/17/2015 2:20:23 PM] Revelation: wanna play rock papers scissors?
[2/17/2015 2:20:41 PM] Tsamari: gun I win
[2/17/2015 2:20:48 PM] Revelation: nope
[2/17/2015 2:21:00 PM] Revelation: on 3 call rock paper or scissors
[2/17/2015 2:21:01 PM] Revelation: 1
[2/17/2015 2:21:02 PM] Revelation: 2
[2/17/2015 2:21:04 PM] Revelation: 3
[2/17/2015 2:21:09 PM] Revelation: paper
[2/17/2015 2:21:23 PM] Tsamari: gun
[2/17/2015 2:21:27 PM] Revelation: NO
[2/17/2015 2:21:31 PM] Revelation: YOU CANT DO THAT
[2/17/2015 2:21:34 PM] Revelation: YOU SHIT
[2/17/2015 2:21:36 PM] Revelation: 1
[2/17/2015 2:21:38 PM] Revelation: 2
[2/17/2015 2:21:44 PM] Revelation: 3
[2/17/2015 2:21:46 PM] Revelation: rock
[2/17/2015 2:21:46 PM] Tsamari: gun
[2/17/2015 2:21:54 PM] Revelation: MOTHER FUCKER
[2/17/2015 2:21:59 PM] Revelation: I FUCKING TOLD YOU
[2/17/2015 2:22:01 PM] Revelation: NO
[2/17/2015 2:22:22 PM] Tsamari: I have a fucking Gun, who's going to stop me?
[2/17/2015 2:22:45 PM] Revelation: THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS
[2/17/2015 2:22:50 PM] Revelation: LIKE GUNS
[2/17/2015 2:22:52 PM] Tsamari: lol
[2/17/2015 2:24:00 PM] Revelation: ONE MORE FUCKING TIME
[2/17/2015 2:24:06 PM] Revelation: I SWEAR TO GOD
[2/17/2015 2:24:10 PM] Revelation: 1
[2/17/2015 2:24:11 PM] Revelation: 2
[2/17/2015 2:24:13 PM] Revelation: 3
[2/17/2015 2:24:15 PM] Revelation: GUN
[2/17/2015 2:24:16 PM] Tsamari: Shotgun
[2/17/2015 2:24:22 PM] Revelation: FUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[2/17/2015 2:24:53 PM] Revelation: you
[2/17/2015 2:24:58 PM] Revelation: fuck you
[2/17/2015 2:25:03 PM] Revelation: im done
[2/17/2015 2:20:41 PM] Tsamari: gun I win
[2/17/2015 2:20:48 PM] Revelation: nope
[2/17/2015 2:21:00 PM] Revelation: on 3 call rock paper or scissors
[2/17/2015 2:21:01 PM] Revelation: 1
[2/17/2015 2:21:02 PM] Revelation: 2
[2/17/2015 2:21:04 PM] Revelation: 3
[2/17/2015 2:21:09 PM] Revelation: paper
[2/17/2015 2:21:23 PM] Tsamari: gun
[2/17/2015 2:21:27 PM] Revelation: NO
[2/17/2015 2:21:31 PM] Revelation: YOU CANT DO THAT
[2/17/2015 2:21:34 PM] Revelation: YOU SHIT
[2/17/2015 2:21:36 PM] Revelation: 1
[2/17/2015 2:21:38 PM] Revelation: 2
[2/17/2015 2:21:44 PM] Revelation: 3
[2/17/2015 2:21:46 PM] Revelation: rock
[2/17/2015 2:21:46 PM] Tsamari: gun
[2/17/2015 2:21:54 PM] Revelation: MOTHER FUCKER
[2/17/2015 2:21:59 PM] Revelation: I FUCKING TOLD YOU
[2/17/2015 2:22:01 PM] Revelation: NO
[2/17/2015 2:22:22 PM] Tsamari: I have a fucking Gun, who's going to stop me?
[2/17/2015 2:22:45 PM] Revelation: THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS
[2/17/2015 2:22:50 PM] Revelation: LIKE GUNS
[2/17/2015 2:22:52 PM] Tsamari: lol
[2/17/2015 2:24:00 PM] Revelation: ONE MORE FUCKING TIME
[2/17/2015 2:24:06 PM] Revelation: I SWEAR TO GOD
[2/17/2015 2:24:10 PM] Revelation: 1
[2/17/2015 2:24:11 PM] Revelation: 2
[2/17/2015 2:24:13 PM] Revelation: 3
[2/17/2015 2:24:15 PM] Revelation: GUN
[2/17/2015 2:24:16 PM] Tsamari: Shotgun
[2/17/2015 2:24:22 PM] Revelation: FUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[2/17/2015 2:24:53 PM] Revelation: you
[2/17/2015 2:24:58 PM] Revelation: fuck you
[2/17/2015 2:25:03 PM] Revelation: im done
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MrTickTock
Vanguard of NTR
watching Tyrion Lannister's trial in Game of Thrones
"Peter Dinklage's acting is amazing, get that man a Grammy"
Tsamari,†‹ 2015
"Peter Dinklage's acting is amazing, get that man a Grammy"
Tsamari,†‹ 2015