Important Quotes

waar: "Yes, edible, I am enjoying the taste of cock."

What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well...what gives them their beauty is something that is invisible!

The Little Prince(which was a decent book)

Lol = Lot of laugh
I = Me

Lol + I = I am laughing = Loli

Laugh when you read a loli

Divine skills, flawless and firm
Our strength rips the mountains
Our swords split the water
Our names reach the imperial villa
The two of us cannot hold heavens together
—Two rivals, walking their own life.

Get busy living... Or get busy dying - Shawshank Redemption

Mattarat: "Hey, I'm Harry Potter! I can do whatever I want!"

TMS: MOOOOMMMM GET ME A BREAKFAST BURRITO.

Ting: I love patting my balloons!

penelopesays: I have to duct tape my package when I wear skinny jeans or it really shows.
waar: Why would you use duct tape?
penelopesays: The pain makes me feel alive.

[4:04:26 PM] sue joy: little brown boys are the best

[9:43:12 PM] Kenjugs: except for people
[9:43:15 PM] Kenjugs: that can't eat pizza
[9:43:31 PM] Matt: I don't class those as people

[5:30:43 PM] penelobot: I AM EITHER ADOPTING A KOREAN BABY
[5:30:49 PM] penelobot: OR GETTING KNOCKED UP BY ONE.

[3:32:51 PM] tsujoi: so elly is moving to south korea
[3:32:59 PM] elly: so elly is moving to south korea
[3:33:00 PM] elly: north/
[3:33:05 PM] elly: north korea.

Vowels: Obama... I don't know what his last name is.

[2:20:48 PM] Matt: Thing is, I accidentally the tank behind the wall and then he the whole thing

[9:22:03 PM] ZiggyOtaku: pen, i want your boobs

[1:50:50 AM] Kenjugs: i hate a whole bunch of hersheys kisses
[1:50:52 AM] Kenjugs: earlier

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

When we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves.

One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon-instead of enjoying the roses blooming outside our windows today.

Raze: FUCK...you suck such good COCK naruto...

<Space> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1ZVRtDkrE
<Space> holy shit awesome
<Space> the guy shooting the vid is breathing hard
<Space> ._.
<Space> 'fap fap fap,plasma balls and microwaves,fap fap fap'
<Space> although
<Space> i shouldnt talk
<Space> wait
<Space> i can
<Space> beacause fapping to stars and galaxies and shit is so much better than fapping to a microwave
<Space> NO
<Space> not shit
<Space> I DID NOT MEAN TO SAY THAT
<Space> FUCK FUCK FUCK

“We first fought the heathens in the name of religion, then Communism, and now in the name of drugs and terrorism. Our excuses for global domination always change.”

“I like the dynamics of life, ... I like it when it rains, and suddenly the sun comes out, and I like it when it's really silent and then a loud booming noise comes through. Or vice-versa.”


“One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.”

Lelouch.

" Those who are willing to pull the trigger anre only those who are ready to be shot back at"

P.s. I kinda editted the phrase since the sub in the anime was a bit messed up