Important Quotes

we go to the fucking worst part of Philly where there's 8 tweekers every 10 feet
[1/31/2010 6:35:05 PM] edibleghost: we go into an what we think is the place
[1/31/2010 6:35:30 PM] edibleghost: and a guy opens the door with a mask and gloves on and smoke coming out the door
[1/31/2010 6:35:45 PM] edibleghost: so I'm like "wtf man did we just walk in on a meth operation?"
[1/31/2010 6:36:15 PM] edibleghost: and then our friend Patty recognized them and it turns out it was the right place
[1/31/2010 6:36:44 PM] edibleghost: so we go in and find out that the guy's wearing gloves and a mask because he's tattooing a guy in the middle of the livingroom
[1/31/2010 6:37:05 PM] edibleghost: we brought a case of beer so we just hung out and drank
[1/31/2010 6:37:18 PM] edibleghost: and at some point people started freaking out
[1/31/2010 6:37:30 PM] edibleghost: because a half ounce of some guy's weed was missing
[1/31/2010 6:37:52 PM] edibleghost: so because I was a new person I got put against a wall and searched
[1/31/2010 6:37:57 PM] edibleghost: nothin on me
[1/31/2010 6:38:05 PM] edibleghost: so I go looking for it to help them out
[1/31/2010 6:38:13 PM] edibleghost: find it on the floor of the bathroom
[1/31/2010 6:38:19 PM] edibleghost: bringing it out
[1/31/2010 6:38:24 PM] Tyler: COPS
[1/31/2010 6:38:26 PM] edibleghost: everyone happy
[1/31/2010 6:38:31 PM] edibleghost: hugs and laughter
[1/31/2010 6:38:37 PM] edibleghost: everything was good again
[1/31/2010 6:39:20 PM] edibleghost: until I'm in the bathroom taking a piss and Patty comes in, smashes against the wall and breaks a beer bottle on the floor
[1/31/2010 6:39:35 PM] edibleghost: and it's a hazard and nobody but me is sober enough to clean it
[1/31/2010 6:39:48 PM] edibleghost: so I play the mother and sweep up her mess
[1/31/2010 6:40:02 PM] edibleghost: then I get kicked out of one of the rooms
[1/31/2010 6:40:16 PM] edibleghost: so I sat on the couch in the livingroom
[1/31/2010 6:40:34 PM] edibleghost: and then all of a sudden a fist fight moves down the hall
[1/31/2010 6:40:42 PM] Tyler: lol
[1/31/2010 6:40:47 PM] edibleghost: and I was like fuck it I'm out
[1/31/2010 6:40:51 PM] edibleghost: went in the kitchen
[1/31/2010 6:40:56 PM] edibleghost: people fucking in the corner
[1/31/2010 6:41:02 PM] edibleghost: so I got another beer
[1/31/2010 6:41:10 PM] edibleghost: sat in the opposite corner
[1/31/2010 6:41:23 PM] edibleghost: closed my eyes and took a deep breath
[1/31/2010 6:41:41 PM] edibleghost: then around 4:30am most of them were passed out
[1/31/2010 6:41:45 PM] edibleghost: so we got a ride home
[1/31/2010 6:41:59 PM] edibleghost: so that's friday
[1/31/2010 6:42:25 PM] edibleghost: on saturday I hung around my friend's place until we went to get shrooms
[1/31/2010 6:42:30 PM] edibleghost: around 10pm
[1/31/2010 6:42:53 PM] edibleghost: got back, got chinese food and popped an 1/8 each
[1/31/2010 6:42:58 PM] edibleghost: and the journey began
[1/31/2010 6:43:11 PM] edibleghost: we watched lord of the rings return of the king
[1/31/2010 6:43:28 PM] edibleghost: it was easily the most involved in a movie I have ever been
[1/31/2010 6:43:29 PM] Tyler: hahahaha
[1/31/2010 6:43:38 PM] edibleghost: I could taste the emotion flying around the room
[1/31/2010 6:43:57 PM] edibleghost: then for some reason I turned on my side and closed my eyes
[1/31/2010 6:44:01 PM] edibleghost: BIG FUCKING MISTAKE
[1/31/2010 6:44:17 PM] edibleghost: I saw a shit ton of faces
[1/31/2010 6:44:22 PM] edibleghost: all of them evil
[1/31/2010 6:44:30 PM] edibleghost: with fangs and neon skin
[1/31/2010 6:44:56 PM] edibleghost: then there were upside down skulls with blood gushing out the eyes
[1/31/2010 6:45:15 PM] edibleghost: and I talked to the great demon monkey (I shit you not)
[1/31/2010 6:45:43 PM] edibleghost: and when our drunk friend James attacked me
[1/31/2010 6:46:16 PM] edibleghost: I'm told I called him an "oppressive freezer box"
[1/31/2010 6:46:27 PM] edibleghost: and the crab walked into the kitchen
[1/31/2010 6:46:28 PM] Rai: afk ;_;
[1/31/2010 6:46:32 PM] edibleghost: then*
[1/31/2010 6:47:12 PM] edibleghost: our other friend Jon was drunk too and he said he was gonna go throw up
[1/31/2010 6:47:24 PM] edibleghost: and he took his computer with him cause he was playing music
[1/31/2010 6:47:40 PM] edibleghost: so he's in the bathoom for about 15 minutes
[1/31/2010 6:47:47 PM] edibleghost: so I decide to go check on him
[1/31/2010 6:47:53 PM] edibleghost: and give him a glass of water
[1/31/2010 6:48:05 PM] edibleghost: I walk in and he's jacking off standing over the toilet
[1/31/2010 6:48:27 PM] edibleghost: so I close the door and say sorry
[1/31/2010 6:48:59 PM] edibleghost: and he walks out of the bathroom with his pants still down and screams "I can't get it up, why!?!?"
[1/31/2010 6:49:11 PM] edibleghost: so we locked him out of the room
[1/31/2010 6:49:32 PM] edibleghost: eventually fell asleep at 10 this morning
[1/31/2010 6:49:35 PM] edibleghost: woke up later
[1/31/2010 6:49:38 PM] edibleghost: terrible nausea going home on septa
[1/31/2010 6:49:58 PM] edibleghost: get to the 69th street terminal
[1/31/2010 6:50:09 PM] tsujoi: hahaha omg, i'm glad i'm here to read this
[1/31/2010 6:50:24 PM] edibleghost: and it seems somebody was shot in the head across the street right when I got there
[1/31/2010 6:50:45 PM] edibleghost: got home
[1/31/2010 6:50:50 PM] edibleghost: took a fucking nap
[1/31/2010 6:50:59 PM] edibleghost: end of story