Important Quotes

Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story. The story of how I met your mother. Everything began with a spelling mistake.

[10:22:42 PM] Space: I’M NOT A PERVERT FOR WATCHING A LITTLE GIRL SHAKE HER HIPS WHILE SHE MAKES ME CHOCOLATE

rufi: I feel like shitting in toddlers mouths

"When the going gets tough...eat!"

-uttered by my research labmate after a grueling overnight session in the lab

waar: sippin dick and crushin' nuts... space, that's going to be the name of your next song, okay? why are you laughing? i'm being completely serious.

and then i agreed to it

waar: i looooove yooou! i'm going to bed.

and then i loved him too

No, there are seven, not including sharps and flats. :|

Five in a pentatonic scale, maybe? XD

[7:46:35 PM] Longevity: Hey...I'm here
[7:46:47 PM] Longevity: no need worry any more queermo's
[7:50:42 PM] Guilty Guardian:and so I stop worring

[6:18:38 AM] sindalf1: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3402/3438067891_ee7795a7ce.jpg?v=0
[6:20:21 AM] Space: THIS IS THE MOST ENLIGHTENING DISCUSSION ABOUT DILDOS I HAVE EVER BEEN IN.
[6:20:58 AM | Removed 6:30:36 AM] Gugu: This message has been removed.
[6:22:52 AM] *** sindalf1 has changed the conversation topic to "Dildos general" ***
[6:25:32 AM] Brittany: http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/realistic-dildo-vibrators/kong-the-realistic
[6:26:01 AM] *** Gugu has changed the conversation topic to "Dildos general- Battalin', Tradin', Using and Discussion" ***

I'll give her a gangsta minute....which is like 20 minutes.

[7:09:40 AM] SLAYER NEXUS: Good freaking morning everyone :P
[7:10:38 AM] mangaka350: lol its midnight here XD
[7:10:53 AM] SLAYER NEXUS: 7:10 am over here
[7:11:09 AM] SLAYER NEXUS: Lol you are all ready in the future
[7:11:19 AM] mangaka350: 10:11 PM here
[7:11:33 AM] SLAYER NEXUS: you said it was midnight.
[7:11:39 AM] SLAYER NEXUS: lies
[7:11:42 AM] SLAYER NEXUS: all lies
[7:12:07 AM] mangaka350: lol its dark here XD everyone is asleep but me XD
[7:12:29 AM] SLAYER NEXUS: Up fapping all night long I'm guessing?
[7:12:46 AM] mangaka350: kinda P:

[9:48:58 PM] Gugu: brb eating dinner #3
[10:03:14 PM] Gugu: back from dinner #3
[10:03:18 PM] Gugu: I ate 700 calories
[10:03:20 PM] Gugu: :x
[10:04:21 PM] Kenshrugs: that's
[10:04:24 PM] Kenshrugs: quite a bit
[10:04:27 PM] Gugu: well
[10:04:34 PM] Gugu: considering I already ate 1600
[10:04:38 PM] Gugu: I'm at 2500
[10:04:42 PM] Gugu: :x
[10:04:51 PM] Kenshrugs: I'm probably at like
[10:04:54 PM] Kenshrugs: i don't even know
[10:04:56 PM] Gugu: lol
[10:04:56 PM] Kenshrugs: i don't count my calories
[10:05:11 PM] Gugu: I don't either, it's just I sorta know what I eat
[10:05:16 PM] Gugu: and how much it is already
[10:05:31 PM] Gugu: like for example I always eat eggs for breakfast
[10:05:44 PM] Gugu: so I know it's 320 calories
[10:05:49 PM] Kenshrugs: i had oatmeal this morning, cheese sandwich on wheat bread with mayo, two little packs of pudding, four pieces of pizza
[10:05:54 PM] Gugu: and cereal which is 500 calories
[10:06:01 PM] Kenshrugs: and... uh... a small brownie thingy
[10:06:04 PM] Kenshrugs: brownie cake
[10:06:15 PM] Gugu: damn
[10:06:17 PM] Gugu: jew fat
[10:06:24 PM] Kenshrugs: but that's the THING
[10:06:24 PM] Kenshrugs: I'M LIKE
[10:06:27 PM] Kenshrugs: 1--
[10:06:29 PM] Gugu: Also I just ate my deodorant
[10:06:32 PM] Gugu: by accident
[10:06:45 PM] Kenshrugs: your tongue will no longer sweat
[10:06:50 PM] Gugu: like I use gel deodorant and I had some on my desk
[10:06:56 PM] Gugu: and wiped it off with my finger
[10:07:04 PM] Gugu: then started chewing my nails
[10:07:07 PM] Gugu: and was like FUCK
[10:07:09 PM] Kenshrugs: so
[10:07:11 PM] Kenshrugs: that's like
[10:07:15 PM] Kenshrugs: 20 more calories
[10:07:29 PM] Kenshrugs: GOTTA COUNT 'EM ALL

[9:22:06 PM] mangaka350: im the wierdest here .___.
[9:22:59 PM] SLAYER NEXUS: Really? do you have sex with a dead chicken?
[9:23:28 PM] mangaka350: dead? hell no i want them alive ._____.

[10:24:11 PM] SLAYER NEXUS: So you don't disagree with the fact that you like having sexual relations with poultry?
[10:26:11 PM] mangaka350: yes
[10:26:33 PM] mangaka350: @_____@!!!!!!!~~~~
[10:26:44 PM] SLAYER NEXUS: you like chickens!!!!
[10:26:52 PM] SLAYER NEXUS: BAK BAK BAK
[10:27:08 PM] SLAYER NEXUS: when you hear a chicken clucking you get a stiffy.
[10:27:15 PM] mangaka350: i has five chicken children ._____.
[10:28:22 PM] SLAYER NEXUS: So you inbreeded with a hen!? you sick fuck! what have you done to the natural order of things!?
[10:28:50 PM] Space Cowboy: IF A MAN AND CHICKEN HAVE CHILKENS, IT WAS MEANT TO BE
[10:29:11 PM] kgods: I just walked into the most odd conversation I heard today...
[10:29:18 PM] mangaka350: @_____@!!!!!~~~~~ I WAS BORD CASE CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!
[10:30:34 PM] SLAYER NEXUS: But why do you feel the need to have sex with chickens? Don't you have siblings? or maybe you could even have sex with your mom.
[10:30:54 PM] kgods: Speaking of that; must remember to re-read Super Taboo
[10:32:49 PM] mangaka350: i couldnt think any random shit for my manga so i RAPE A CHICKEN IN DA ARSE!!!!
[10:33:11 PM] SLAYER NEXUS: Fakku does not allow bestiality.
[10:33:26 PM] kgods: But KFC does
[10:33:29 PM] SLAYER NEXUS: Unless it's a guy in a chicken suit being raped.
[10:33:50 PM] SLAYER NEXUS: lol this conversation has reached new levels of weird.
[10:34:09 PM] mangaka350: XDDDDD
[10:34:10 PM] kgods: I just walked in here and saw discussions of poultry sex... so yeah, weird
[10:34:35 PM] mangaka350: kitteh is not lying about me bieng wierd ._____.
[10:35:01 PM] mangaka350: i think im gonna RAPE A COW @_______@!!!!!!!~~~~~
[10:35:17 PM] SLAYER NEXUS: MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[10:35:26 PM] SLAYER NEXUS: I mean NOOOOOOOO!!!
[10:35:38 PM] kgods: Well, they do like their udders being squeezed...
[10:36:06 PM] SLAYER NEXUS: Now we are talking about pleasuring cows.
[10:36:11 PM] SLAYER NEXUS: nice.
[10:36:30 PM] kgods: Milk: A True Story
[10:36:37 PM] Space Cowboy: bahaha
[10:37:09 PM] mangaka350: you know..... i was the one who mutalating those cows ._____.

a text converstion with my little brother

x: hey what for dinner
me: im at erika's moms house
x: so no one cooking
me:... ill bring you a plate
x: what is it
me: poleta iuaya
x: i no mengen peix(i don't eat fish)
me: that what she said
x: fotre home que cul violador(fuck you ass rapist)
x: bring me it, ass hole

[4:20:42 AM] Badguy: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/193565-PM4MRZY.jpg
[sindalf]: I'd take that in the ass

[6:58:35 PM] Roofie: i have returned
[6:59:53 PM] *** Vokaalit added sindalf1 ***
[7:00:39 PM] Roofie: good talk fuckers
[7:00:47 PM] Roofie: hope you choke on sindalf's imaginary dick

Sindalf: I made Space choke.

[2:50:17 AM] tsujoi: i am watching mother lover
[2:50:58 AM] Space: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PeQ_bfAceA ???
[2:51:25 AM] tsujoi: yeah bro
[2:51:42 AM] tsujoi: fuckin each others moms
[2:51:45 AM] tsujoi: ~
[2:52:04 AM] Space: gah
[2:52:07 AM] Space: that sounds so weird
[2:52:26 AM] Space: "I POUND AWAY AT THAT HOLE YOU CAME FROM EVERY NIGHT"
[2:52:53 AM] tsujoi: while i' in your mother, i'll never use a rubber
[2:53:34 AM] Space: URGH
[2:53:42 AM] Space: i dont' want to think about this anymore
[2:53:54 AM] tsujoi: lol
[2:54:04 AM] tsujoi: you don't want to switcheroo space?
[2:54:16 AM] Space: If it's your dad, maybe
[2:54:48 AM] tsujoi: now i'm posed in an awkward stance
[2:55:02 AM] Space: can i take advantage of it?
[2:55:36 AM] tsujoi: only if you hold my hand
[2:55:44 AM] Space: ill hold BOTH hands
[2:55:58 AM] tsujoi: you are such a romantic lover space
[2:56:06 AM] Space: i know~
[2:56:27 AM | Removed 2:56:31 AM] Space: This message has been removed. (Too hot for your eyes)
[2:56:34 AM] Space: i meanwhat?
[2:56:36 AM] tsujoi: lol
[2:56:44 AM] tsujoi: aw shit
[2:56:56 AM] tsujoi: get your towels ready, shit is about to go down
[2:57:08 AM] Space: boombox > on a boat
[2:57:20 AM] tsujoi: so true space, so true
[2:58:37 AM] Space: god, he is wubbing so hard it hurts my ass
[2:58:59 AM] tsujoi: and then i'll show you my penis
[2:59:12 AM] Space: just show? :E
[2:59:16 AM | Edited 2:59:34 AM] tsujoi: please let me show you my penis
[2:59:53 AM] Space: i'd look at it anyday
[3:00:37 AM] tsujoi: and then i'll look at your vagina
[3:00:43 AM] Space: mmmm~
[3:01:14 AM] Badguy: WoOoOoOOOooO
[3:01:50 AM] tsujoi: cool guys don't look at explosions
[3:03:56 AM] tsujoi: everyone was wearing fingerless gloves
[3:04:12 AM] Space: I SAW A SPANISH GUY DOING THE BARTMAN
[3:04:56 AM] tsujoi: god the video to that is disgusting
[3:05:08 AM] Space: no it's not, you dirty fucking liar
[3:05:20 AM] Space: now kiss me
[3:05:27 AM] tsujoi: shy ronnie speak up!
[3:05:51 AM] tsujoi: tsujoi sticks his tongue down Space's throat
[3:06:04 AM] Space: Space wraps his tongue around Tsujoi's and moans in delight
[3:06:41 AM] Space: Space is confused
[3:06:48 AM] Space: Space uses lube
[3:06:53 AM] Space: Space hurts himself in cofusion
[3:07:29 AM] Space: IT
[3:07:30 AM] Space: FUCKING
[3:07:31 AM] Space: BURNS
[3:08:03 AM] tsujoi: boats n hoes
[3:10:31 AM] Space: Beardyman: Assorted awesomes.
Beardyman: Beatboxer, person, thing. What is he doing? What is he ever doing? Why does he do it? None of your business! Where is he going with all this? Who cares. . its awesome. . . . . Who are you?
[3:23:06 AM] Space: Son, one day... You'll visit every vagina in the sky, and realize that we are but a speck of sperm in the infinite sack of the universe. And that nothing you do will compare to what we can achieve as a whole. But that you were an important part of what took place. You created man. You created adversities and travesties. Know that you also created triumphs and new beginnings.
[3:23:13 AM] Space: Dad, I'm gay.
[3:26:48 AM] Badguy: lol at the stuff before I'm too lazy too quote
[3:28:45 AM | Edited 3:28:51 AM] Space: Tsujoi and I going at it like two crazed love monkeys?
[3:29:07 AM] tsujoi: i am so horny for space
[3:29:20 AM] Space: I'm so horny for tsujoi
[3:36:26 AM] Space: THESE STARTLING CONFESSIONS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: CTRL-ESC, CORP!
[3:42:19 AM] Badguy: .-.
[3:49:23 AM] Neya: don't you cheat on me space!
[3:56:48 AM] Space: D:
[3:56:53 AM] Space: WHEN DID YOU GET BACK
[3:57:01 AM] Space: QUICK, TSUJOI, ERASE IT ALL
[3:57:11 AM] Space: ffuuuuuuuuu-
[3:57:15 AM] Space: it's too late ;__;
[3:57:18 AM] Space: she knows
[3:57:18 AM] tsujoi: it's out there bro
[3:57:28 AM] tsujoi: it's out in the open
[3:57:37 AM] tsujoi: now we don't have to hide our love
[3:57:38 AM] Neya: well, if it's tsujoi, I might make an exception
[3:57:45 AM] Neya: BUT
[3:57:48 AM] Space: it's just... sometimes..
[3:57:58 AM] Space: i want to tug at his mullet!
[3:57:59 AM] Neya: I want the right to tape and record every sexual intercourse
[3:58:24 AM] Space: i fully condone this, as long as it is not posted anywhere
[3:58:47 AM] Space: https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=49612&start=45#1483903
[3:58:53 AM] tsujoi: i like where this is going
[4:00:06 AM] Neya: as long as it is not posted anywhere Oh well, I'll do what I want with the pics and videos
[4:00:32 AM] tsujoi: neya is obviously the man in the relationship space
[4:00:51 AM] Neya: it's cause of my dick
[4:01:00 AM] Space: i know
[4:01:01 AM] Neya: it's way bigger than space's
[4:01:03 AM] Space: but like
[4:01:14 AM] Space: you need to have SOME respect for me
[4:01:15 AM] Space: i mean
[4:01:17 AM] Space: i love everyone
[4:01:21 AM] Space: that has to count for something
[4:01:26 AM] Neya: hmm
[4:02:21 AM] Neya: then I'll just buy them to some very special clients, so I can feed you and your lover, so you can concentrate on sex
[4:02:31 AM] tsujoi: hot, i'm leaving you space for neya's giant throbbing penis
[4:02:43 AM] Space: Space /wrists
[4:02:52 AM] Space: Space turns on the hot water
[4:03:17 AM] Neya: Neya sucks the blood from the wound
[4:03:19 AM] Space: Space hits his head on the corner of the tub trying to get in, and falls headfirst into the water
[4:03:45 AM] Space: Space dies peacefully unconscious
[4:03:57 AM] Neya: ooooooh damn it!
[4:03:57 AM] tsujoi: aaaand
[4:04:02 AM] tsujoi: SCENE
[4:04:09 AM] Space: _b
[4:04:11 AM] tsujoi: excellent performance
[4:04:12 AM] Space: I need some water
[4:04:20 AM] Neya: hahaha
[4:04:23 AM] Space: this is full of corn starch
[4:04:30 AM] Space: ...
[4:04:34 AM] Space: WATER, PLEASE.
[4:04:41 AM] tsujoi: why are you drinking corn starch water?
[4:04:43 AM] Space: fuck, what's a guy gotta do to get a drink aroudn ehre?
[4:05:00 AM] tsujoi: you have to blow neya
[4:05:06 AM] Space: FUCK.
[4:05:14 AM] Space: Off screen romances suck.
[4:05:23 AM] Space: Space blows nyan long and hard
[4:05:34 AM] Space: agwbt meifs bysdb fusivjnslkd waghetaer
[4:05:44 AM] Neya: Neya moans and shivers
[4:05:53 AM] Space: Space takes the dick out of his mouth
[4:05:58 AM] Space: GET ME MY FUCKING WATER.
[4:06:01 AM] Space: PLEASE
[4:06:07 AM] Neya: Neya gives Space a glass of water
[4:06:10 AM] Neya: NOW SUCK
[4:06:11 AM] Space: THANK YOU
[4:06:17 AM] Space: OHsdahndsjfah
[4:06:34 AM] Neya: hhhhhhhhhan
[4:06:36 AM] tsujoi: for a second
[4:06:44 AM] Neya: Neya cums
[4:06:51 AM] tsujoi: i thought you were going to like *pours water on dick* now suck it off!
[4:06:53 AM] tsujoi: lol
[4:07:18 AM] Neya: lol too complicated
[4:07:29 AM] Space: Space sticks a finger in nyans butt
[4:07:36 AM] Space: FSHUDFUSKDF TAKSKSDFIU ITRIHJS
[4:08:22 AM] Neya: AH!
[4:08:38 AM] Neya: careful, I'm sensible in that area~
[4:08:57 AM] Space: I wish my ass was sensible...
[4:09:05 AM] Space: It just takes anything and everything though.
[4:09:18 AM] Neya: lol
[4:09:23 AM] Neya: LOL
[4:09:38 AM] Neya: I can't give you any advice, sorry
[4:09:49 AM] tsujoi: sensible or sensitive?
[4:09:53 AM] Space: sensitive, lol
[4:10:18 AM] tsujoi: spaces butt is either huge or non existant
[4:10:42 AM] Neya: looooooool
[4:10:44 AM] Space: i have a luscious ass, thank you very much
[4:10:50 AM] Space: fucking amateurs..
[4:10:54 AM] Space: Space slams his trailer door

[8:13:30 PM] Penelope: guilty
[8:13:33 PM] Penelope: im on my period
[8:13:38 PM] Badguy: damn it pen no
[8:13:42 PM] Vowels: gross
[8:13:46 PM] Penelope: and i woke up and i was so bloated that my eyes wouldnt open
[8:14:32 PM] Kenshrugs: im on my period YES PERIOD STORIES
[8:14:37 PM] Vowels: NO
[8:14:40 PM] Badguy: Ok so one time
[8:14:43 PM] Badguy: in high school
[8:14:52 PM] Badguy: this girl was telling me about her period
[8:14:54 PM] Vowels: GUILTY
[8:14:57 PM] Badguy: during lunch
[8:15:01 PM] Vowels: I WILL RAPE YOUR MOTHERS FACE
[8:15:12 PM] Badguy: and she said she had like a blood ball come out
[8:15:23 PM] Badguy: like a hairball but with blood instead
[8:15:25 PM] Kenshrugs: and you had just bitten into a nice burger with a bunch of ketchup right?
[8:15:31 PM] Badguy: while I was eating my pitza
[8:15:38 PM] Badguy: and just put it down
[8:15:45 PM] Badguy: /end story
[8:15:50 PM] Space: |:<
[8:15:50 PM] Kenshrugs: (clap)
[8:15:53 PM] Penelope: yeah its clots
[8:15:56 PM] Penelope: when you have a heavy flow
[8:15:58 PM] Kenshrugs: :(
[8:15:58 PM] Vowels: (clap)
[8:16:00 PM] Penelope: happens to me all the time
[8:16:07 PM] Penelope: SINCE I HAVE ENDOMETRIOSIS
[8:16:09 PM] Penelope: FUCKING SUCKS
[8:16:18 PM] Vowels: gross
[8:16:24 PM] Kenshrugs: do you ever save the balls
[8:16:31 PM] Kenshrugs: and then you could show them to your kids and be like
[8:16:38 PM] Kenshrugs: "this is what you could've been"
[8:16:40 PM] Penelope: THIS COULDVE BEEN YOU
[8:16:46 PM] Vowels: GROSS
[8:16:47 PM] Badguy: NO
[8:16:51 PM] Penelope: its weird as shit removing a tampon and being like
[8:16:52 PM] Vowels: GODDAMNIT THIS IS GROSS
[8:16:57 PM] Penelope: THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A LIFE
[8:17:03 PM] Penelope: I AM CAPABLE OF MAKING LIFE
[8:17:15 PM] Kenshrugs: PERIOD: COMMITTING ABORTION EVERY MONTH
[8:18:07 PM] Vowels: women are fucking gross
[8:18:08 PM] Penelope: also my period gives me really bad diareah
[8:18:52 PM] tsujoi: someone quote pen in the thread as saying that

*bold

LMAO. Oh jesus....*facepalm* You people are insane. I cant stop laughing...shit..xD