improvising a quick snack T_T

it was a late afternoon that i arrive at home from work,
that i noticed nobody was home.
decided to watch tv since i had nothing left to do
suddenly, a commercial show a tasty looking hot dog *so hungry from work T_T*
i headed to my fridge,when i noticed there was no wieners left T_T!
for some reason i started to stared at the bananas and had an idea =3?

it was stupid DX
but hunger made me improvised X3!

so i decided to wrap the raw banana with thin slices of smoke ham!
for some odd reason, it tasted all right =/ *yes, I'm weird T_T*

has anyone here improvised they're snack, when they don't have the ingredients
or cash for take out?

*i just notices that the six sentence is typed in a wrong way DX*

HERE IS AN IMPROVISED SNACK:

1. GET A CIGAR
2. BITE INTO IT AND EAT IT

turkey, tortilla shell, sharp cheddar cheese, salsa

Ok, garlic bread sandwhich with guacimole, tomatos, and ham

Take a bowlful of chips (kind doesn't really matter) and mash them into crumbles. Add a couple tablespoons of Miracle-Whip and a good spurt each of ketchup and mustard. Mix well until homogeneous.

Seriously, it's good!

Panda lol you can taste my meat, yo. XD

Hamburger Bun+Chocolate Chip Cookie+Ketchup=One fucked up lunch. Tasted all right, though the aftertaste was a little...odd.

The weirdest thing I ever improvised was a peanut-butter and Froot-Loops sandwich.

peanut butter and apple...

I don't think that quite qualifies as strange, it's a really good combo.

ummm...I dipp marshmallows in chocolate sauce. Im not fat either, i just really like the combo.

Oh, and i was bored one day and made rice in the rice cooker in my kitchen. Then i saw that delicious looking pineapple and decided to cut it up and put it in my rice. Then i dumped mango sauce on it, and put a piece of BBQ chicken on as well. BEST IMPROV. MEAL IVE EVER HAD!!!

oh.. were supposed to put strange combos? well i dip my fries in chocolate syrup. does that qualify?

JUST TELL YOUR PRIVATE CHEF TO MAKE SOMETHING FOR YOU
I SWEAR PEOPLE ARE SO LAZY THESE DAYS

Watermelon + two types of cheese is the wierdest that comes to mind

HOW 2 PRIVATE CHEF?

I just eat bread with some roast beef.

I'm lazy about concocting a snack when I'm really hungry, so I just grab a spoon and take two mouthfuls of any jam or sandwich spread available. I prefer nutty peanut butter.

I was hungry, so I went into the fridge and took out baked beans, green beans, corn, sliced ham, baby carrots, celery, tomatoes, roast beef, beef jerky, and oranges and out them in a pot with some water and spices and made a soup. It was okay. Satisfied my hunger. That's all that mattered.

Stick melted cheese on anything?