J's Doujin

I know its in the back of most of our minds that people will catch either watching or fwapping so just a random forum to get your dick or pussy back in your pants before you caught or just come to say you dont have one thats fine too

It's impossible for me to get walked in on. The trip into this room is impossibly loud. But just in case, I would say flip the waistband OVER the equipment (because it is usually never around my ankles) and open a new tab. Firefox ftw.

Ever since I was about 14 or so anyone who's come into my room without knocking has gotten blasted with a super soaker I keep under my desk; needless to say I don't really have this problem.

Even my parents figured out pretty quickly that I was serious about my privacy; it only took one time of them walking in on me in an... *ahem*... compromising position for them to figure out why I took it so seriously. They always knock and wait for me to open the door nowadays.

ZOMG IE CAN DO IT TOO! :P



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Internet explorer still isn't as stable as firefox.

I also agree that speed and firefox are necessary to make sure no one walks in. But, I also went a step further. If anyone wants to use my laptop, I have several things to make it safe. I hid all of my pictures deep into the computer, like in system 32 or something. I also hid firefox, so all they can use is IE. IE is my safe browser, no history, no bookmarks, no nothing.

I have everything on my external hard drive hidden. I use the run command to find them.

yes, fire fox tabs has save me many times, the tabs especially but the only throw off is the girl winking >.< but my emergency plan is to lean foward to hide the "Scene" then hit F10 then enter which thank god opens a new window but incase it doesn't load then hit the power button then turn it back on when its loaded, i know that there is some flaws to that but still... who doesnt have those flaws

LAWL I taunt people who use my computer. I have my Fakku folder on my desktop, but I use a program to lock it up with a password so cryptic that even I forget it from time to time.

I have rules. One, never masturbate during the day-time (except for one little slip up at work- oops!). Two, never leave the door unlocked. You'd be surprised how well that works. And three, I always muffle whatever noises I make with music, a loud fan, and a pillow. To date, I can't say I've ever been walked-in on.

Most of the time I listen to my music from my headphones. When someone knocks on my door I just continue typing on my computer because I can't hear them. They probably assume I'm beating off.

about the noise, i usually turn on like a slipknot song or system of a down that usually diverts the attention off of me fwapping usually i dont make that much noise, lol but my main problem would be the music of the hentai itself,

locked door and pile of clothes in front of it. (excuse for taking so long) loud music, but for videos my family just assumes it's just another anime no matter how much moaning there is

I don't really have an emergency plan. Anyone who knows me, knows how much I don't care. Go into my D:\ partition. There, blatantly is a folder labeled Hentai. From there, it's sorted into media (IE: Dojinshi, games, movies, etc) and easily accessible. If you need to hide your hentai, then you either don't trust who is using your computer/know them well enough, you're underage + don't own your PC or you have reasons like for Singaporeans, who I believe have laws against this kind of thing (Don't quote me on that). I mean, my background is normally showing too much anyway.

As for while the actual act, I normally commit myself to only once per day, and that's normally in the evenings (except when I have guests). If I'm interrupted, I use the handy Pause key, or if I feel like covering up, the B button, which in Media Player Classic, pauses the movie and minimizes it (out of full screen) instantly. If it's dojinshi, I just Alt+Tab into a game of FEAR or something.

I don't worry about it to much really i'm night time guy anyway. I do not really care if they see what i'm looking at, I mean if you know me you probably know what i'm ready/watching anyway but getting cought in the act is not something I ever want to happen again haha. In my house a closed door means knock first so thankfully it's not much of a concern here.

Wait.....it's possible to fap while slipknot is playing? Hentai music is pretty bad, but dudes randomly yelling all the time while you're fapping has gotta be worse.

Most people probably just like to keep their sexual interests private. Or if you have a lot of family that visits fairly often (many of whom have children of their own) it wouldn't really be a great thing to keep in reach of others.

I haven't had to escape in a while, just gotta pick your moments right.

That was a big problem for me seeing as my family is...MORMON! I just either A-Setting up a new tab on firefox, B- Turning off my monitor, C- Say" I was checking Netauthority and-insert instance here- , D-Pull the power plug all together, E- Say" I told you Mom/Dad I'm not mormon anymore!" and SuperPlan-F"Look What Naotakun left in my web histor mom/dad.

SuperPlan-F really has worked before only I said Naotakun's real name.

My emergency plan (Before my computer is moved into my room)
~Playing H-Game, Reading Doujin, Watching H-movies, browsing H-sites = Open a simple game (like solitaire), and ALT-TAB, when nearly busted. (In case, I always open a music program and a headset)

*While fapping = I use a chair with a large backrest, and face it to opposite side of the most dangerous possible entry.

-For files, I have a program called folder locker, that can lock folders.

And this, my friend, is why you lock your computer if you have guests around. They shouldn't want to use your computer if they are just visiting. In my case if they do want one, I just point them into the spare room where an old rig is sitting.