Kinky Christmas Toys

So what's everyone getting off their dirty santa lists? I've been filling out my naughty wishlist. Straightjackets, collars, leashes, gasmasks, pvc suits, the like.

Anyway, I'd been hanging out on fetlife for the kinkier folks and they pushed me into making my little list. So what's yours?

That stuff cheap don't cheap, you know?

Sorry, my allowance has been spent, and I'd probably buy another external hard drive if anything. (If I had a girlfriend... that'd be a different story: gags of all sort, ropes, PVC suit, cuffs, the works.)

Master grade unicorn gundam and the hcm pro destroy gundam. Should be comin in any day now.

i need a punching bag to relieve stress.

a sniper rifle to assasinate all the happy couple that walked the shibuya street.

http://www.para-usa.com/new/product_pistol.php?id=8

Soon, it will be mine... all mine...


As for kinky Christmas gifts: Getting my buddy a bottle of 20+ year old scotch, and his wife a taser and a strapon.

The resulting combination will be HILARIOUS.

I don't know what i want.. but what i know that i really want is my GF is staying with my forever.. that's all..

Here's some toys for that festive Christmas cheer:



Ho ho ho. All Santa wants is a ho.

yes that wood be nice and a thermal scope for those fogy Christmas eves.

The design for that second one seem kinda off...

I saw a cute lil miss santa outfit in annsummers I want to get ^_^

I don't think any girl would like having santa up there. XD

I sure as hell don't like older men....

Mrs. Claus would

Kind of a small market. XD